Ah, a new way to discourage masturbation: if you masturbate, giant squid will enter your house at night and sodomize you with their tentacles.
“Killing kittens” got nothin’.
For those puzzled by Orbital Goat Cannons–
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=41020&highlight=goat+orbit+cannon
Take off and goat the squid from orbit, for twenty minutes.
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Dare I say it??
Don’t forget the bacon salt 
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Isn’t that shipped out of Seattle?
And aren’t the jumbo squid basically heading north up the coast? Like, towards Seattle?
Coincidence? I think not.
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Me. Ever again.
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Give it a few minutes. You’ll change your mind.
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Isn’t that shipped out of Seattle?
And aren’t the jumbo squid basically heading north up the coast? Like, towards Seattle?
Coincidence? I think not.
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Isn’t that also where Grizzlebee’s is located?
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Is it my imagination or is the tone at the New York Times always a little gleeful when there is something weird/bad/unfortunate going on in California?
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Hey a few shakes, a few slices & you’ve got salad…
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squidsquidsquid (I love that word.)
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At least its not…
Squaaaab…!
As for the tentacles, now you know why Red Lobster is for the “sea-food lover in you”…
Suppose giant squid invade the Northwest… who would prevail – the giant squid, or Sasquatch?
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Suppose giant squid invade the Northwest… who would prevail – the giant squid, or Sasquatch?
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Who’s to say they would fight each other? Perhaps they would join forces to become … Sasquid!
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Suppose giant squid invade the Northwest… who would prevail – the giant squid, or Sasquatch?
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I would bet on the Arboreal Octopi.
Are these giant squid pro-hentai or anti-hentai? This is pivotal for my acceptance of the new Cthulic regime.
Cervaise, you are one sick bastard.
I salute you, sir.