Ah, a new way to discourage masturbation: if you masturbate, giant squid will enter your house at night and sodomize you with their tentacles.
“Killing kittens” got nothin’.
For those puzzled by Orbital Goat Cannons–
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=41020&highlight=goat+orbit+cannon
Take off and goat the squid from orbit, for twenty minutes.
Isn’t that shipped out of Seattle?
And aren’t the jumbo squid basically heading north up the coast? Like, towards Seattle?
Coincidence? I think not.
Give it a few minutes. You’ll change your mind.
Isn’t that also where Grizzlebee’s is located?
Hey a few shakes, a few slices & you’ve got salad…
At least its not…
Squaaaab…!
As for the tentacles, now you know why Red Lobster is for the “sea-food lover in you”…
Suppose giant squid invade the Northwest… who would prevail – the giant squid, or Sasquatch?
Who’s to say they would fight each other? Perhaps they would join forces to become … Sasquid!
I would bet on the Arboreal Octopi.
Are these giant squid pro-hentai or anti-hentai? This is pivotal for my acceptance of the new Cthulic regime.
Cervaise, you are one sick bastard.
I salute you, sir.