Man who masturbates in car will come on his own accord.
Man who stand on toilet high on pot…
Man who walk through metal detectors sideways is going to Bangkok.
A waitress in a cold restaurant will always experience big tips.
Many men smoke cigarrettes, but few men chew.
Confucious say: Damn, do I hate rice. Can’t a guy get a frickin’ cheeseburger around here?
A hard head makes for a sore ass.
Man who go to bed with question of sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Conficious say: Woman who fly plane upside down crack up.
One who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with stinky fingers.
Those who live in glass houses should dress in the basement.
Man who keep both feet on ground have trouble putting pants on.
–==the sax man==–
Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.
- Man who jizz in cash register come into money.
- Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
- Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.
- Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
- He who eat many prunes get good run for money.
- Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
- Learn to masturbate–come in handy.
• Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
• Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
• Man with holes in pants pockets, feels cocky all day.
• Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
• Baseball all wrong–man with four balls can’t walk.
• Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
• Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
• Man with penis in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
• Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
You’re all going to hell.
Probaly me too, Because I thought it was funny.
See you there!
Whatever. I’ve been condemned by people far more holier than thou.
Confucius say:
-War not determine who’s right; war determine who’s LEFT.
-Man who walk through turnstile sideways in airport always going to BANG-kok.
-Man with hand in pocket not necessarily jingling change.
-Passionate kiss like spider’s web: soon lead to undoing of fly.
-Foolish man give wife grand piano; wise man give her UPRIGHT ORGAN.
-Man who get trapped in whorehouse get jerked around.
-Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
-Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.
-Man who sleep in cat house by day sleep in dog house by night.
-Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
-Remember when park car, do not drink; accidents cause people.
-It take many nails to build crib, but only one screw to fill it.
-Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
-Man who go to bed with throbbing problem wake up with solution on hand.
-Man who fish in other man’s well often catch crabs.
…and FINALLY:
-People who tell Confucius joke speak very bad English!