{<font color=“800000”>Warning:<font color=“000000”> these are a bit dirty. But not as dirty as some of the other stuff out there.}
Confucious say, man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
Confucious say, man who stand on toilet high on pot.
Confucious say, it is good for girl to meet boy in park. But better for boy to park meat in girl.
Confucious say, man who jizz into cash register come into money.
Confucious say, man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
Confucious say, man who fart in church must sit in own pew.
Confucious say, man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.
Confucious say, baseball wrong; man with four balls cannot walk.
Confucious say, man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
Confucious say, man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.
Confucious say, learn to masturbate–come in handy.
Confucious say, virgin like balloon–one prick, all gone.
Confucious say, man who run sideways in airport going to bangkok.
Confucious say, fly who sit on toilet seat goingto get pissed off.
Any others?