aircraft blonde and other slang

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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short pre-amble — at an Xmas party I bumped into a girl I had worked with some years previously at that time she had been blonde but was now a brunette so I asked her if that was her natural colour and she replied yes …I was slightly the worse for having been in the pub for most of the afternoon and I blurted out that me and my mate had had a bet when we had worked with her that her collar and cuffs didn’t match ( i.e she was an aircraft blonde …blonde hair with a black box) to which she laughed and said that we were both wrong as she shaved i.e a shaven haven…which got me thinking about slang terms for girls who die there hair or shave .

can anyone help me with more slang tearms

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“black box” heh. Gotta remember that one.

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Do the drapes match the carpet?

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Actually, that doesn’t make much sense said like that.

It should be: “Does the carpet match the drapes?”

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“Does the carpet match the drapes?”

I am a redhead, I have been asked that very question quiet a few times. Most of the time, I just say, “Yes”. Sometimes, just for fun I say something like. “gee. I’d offer to show you, but I shave.”

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Oh, and another well known aircraft-related shaving term: Landing Strip.

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misstee, you shave your eyebrows?*
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*Name the movie, win a prize!

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Suicide Blonde: Dyed by her own hand.