… cause today, I’m blonde!
Wow! Look! People are talking down to me. I see them enunciating each monosyllabic word. How refreshing! No more of that fancy-schmancy $10-word talk when a nice nickel word is so much more … what’s the word… efficient.
dantheman you’re blonde now. Efficient would be too hard a word for you to think up. What you really mean is “a nice nickel word is much more…funsie!”
OMG! Your like totaly right!
Q: What do you call a blonde dyeing her (his) hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
- former natural platinum blonde here, turned auburnish with age
Well, I shocked everyone at work. The receptionist didn’t even recognize me - she asked where I thought I was going! “To my office,” I replied. 
My eyebrows aren’t blond, though. Any natural blondes out there? Are your eyebrows naturally blonde?
You left ot the “Fer Shure”.
Gotta have the “Fer Shure”.
It’s the law.
Certainly sounds like you’re having more fun, dan!
Good lord, dan. Did you get one of those Maxim haircolor jobs?
Ya know, the broads in the commercials are paid to crawl all over those actors.
Yes, I did!
I was thinking I’d head over to a diner today, maybe the Silver … and see if the waitress licks my hair. She’d come over, looking down at her pad, ready to take my order, and before I could get a word out, she’d look up, eyes ablaze, heart pounding, pulse quickening, and gaze with lust-filled orbs of sweetness and light at my towhead and… and… and…
I’m sure Doris, the fifty-year old, slightly pudgy waitress wearing the sensible shoes and oh-so-sexy hairnet would gladly lick your hair…
I’m curious, by the way, how old of a fellow are you?
Uuuuuuugh. Thanks for that visual, Juanita. I so did not want that in my head.
It was just a change. Been the same way for 32 years.
I think now I look capable of some actual derring-do. Like I could pilot a planeload of people to safety without blinking an eye. Or muscle my way through a bulk store’s crowds on a Saturday morning without sweating. Or even post thoughtful, concise, relevant messages in GD. No wait, maybe not that.