YOU’LL BE GREAT,
YOU’LL BE SWELL!
YOU’LL HAVE THE WHOLE WORLD ON A PLATE!
STARTING HERE, STARTING NOW
EVERTTHING IS
I like how in credits it was:
Ethel Merman: Lt Hurwitz.
I guess we all thought he was Ethel Merman!
Lt. Drebin pretending to be Enrico Palatso(sp?) singing the national anthem just slays me every time.
“…buncha bombs in the air…”
Ohh ya and when he knocks out the umpire and is stealing his clothes a janitor walks in on the unconscious umpire bent over and Drebin taking his pants off.
“Oops, s’cuse me fellas.” (or something like that.)
The look on Lesley’s face is classic.
Hmmm…is Naked Gun allowed?
Airplane!
Did anyone mention the guitar bouncing off passengers heads as the stewardess goes back to sing the sick girl a song?
Not to mention how she keeps yanking out the IV. Funny shit.
McCrosky sniffing glue hanging upside down in the control room.
So many funny scenes…
<crawls back into the shadows>
And it makes the sound of a cork coming out of a bottle! 
Funny Site gag (Hot Shots 2):
[As they jump out of an airplane one by one]
Harbinger: Geronimo!
Rabinowitz: Geronimo!
Geronimo: Me!
How about some funny lines from Spy Hard, National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon, Repossessed, and 2001: A Space Travesty!
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well, there’s…
Ok, back to the thread…nothing to see here…
(What is it with producers thinking that if they have a spoof movie, they need Leslie Nielsen? They mostly suck regardless.)
Hey we can’t have a fun topic like this end on such a pessimistic note.
From the “Police Squad” TV show.
Ted in the lab is running some ballistics tests by firing pistols into rows of video cassettes of Barbara Walters’ interviews with various celebrities.
He then tells Frank Drebin
“Notice the bullet completely destroys the Burt Reynolds interview, but only penetrates to the point where Katherine Hepburn is asked what kind of tree she’d like to be.”
I might be taking a chance on saying this, but I believe that is the only time that the above quote was ever used in a television show.
What’s 2001: A Space Travesty?
rjung
Here’s the IMDB link for 2002: A Space Travesty:
and Max Carnage as you may or may not know, all the movies you mentioned were NOT ZAZ productions.
Some funny lines from “Spy Hard”:
The screen gets foggy, Leslie Neilsen starts a voiceover … " I remember her as if it were yesterday…" Suddenly it goes back to the previous scene with Charles Durning yelling “We don’t have time for flashbacks !!!”
OR
“We’ve just received this message from the Rock of Gibraltar”
“Well what is it?”
“It’s this big rock sticking out of the water off the coast of Spain…”
Granted these lines aren’t as great as:
“Notice the bullet completely destroys the Burt Reynolds interview…”
But cut them some slack Jack.
LOL
Sorry for the typo. Yes that should have been 2001 and NOT 2002.
:smack:
There aren’t any.
There was, however, a gratuitous beaver shot.
Okay, Loaded Weapon was pretty bad but I’ll admit to having seen very little of it. One thing I thought was hilarious:
Two (German ?) soldiers are talking and the translation appears at the bottom of the screen and stays there after they walk away. Emilio Estevez runs by the exact spot where the Germans were and he ‘trips’ over the subtitles !!! He gets up and angrily ‘kicks’ the subtitles off the screen!!
Hey you gotta admit that’s funny.
Yeah, I also liked the takeoff on the Lethal Weapon bit (well, one of many, but this one worked): “I’m driving!” “I’m driving!” “I’m driving!” [Jackson decks Estevez] “Okay…”
Okay, I guess Loaded Weapon has its moments. I wasn’t able to watch more than the first few minutes before the stupidity got to me.
To defend my own honor here, yes, I know that they weren’t ZAZ, but they were all trying to BE ZAZ movies and failing horribly. Leslie Neilsen (who was not in Loaded Weapon, I know) does NOT a funny movie make. Good writing does.
I will however give Spy Hard props for the excellent Weird Al theme song and opening credits.
I like Repossessed. Loaded Weapon’s okay.
And Spy Hard? Brilliant. Why?
Andy Griffith as a villain.
Weird Al intro.
Eddie Deezen cameo.
The bits on the Airplane and in the Hotel room.
Kabul!
A spoof of the “I speak jive” scene
McCroskey (I think): Stryker, Stryker, Stryker!
[Stryker punches out the woman next to him]
Elaine: We’re just a tad off course.
Passenger: How much is a “tad”?
Elaine: A few million miles.
In one of the Naked Gun movies, Drebin says, “Everywhere I go something reminds me of my ex-wife,” and behind him are buildings that look like a pair of breasts. What’s funnier is that these are actual buildings, which can be seen off I-5 near San Diego. I don’t know what they are for, though.
They stole that bit from the opening of Johnny Dangerously.
[QUOTE=sturmhaukeIn one of the Naked Gun movies, Drebin says, “Everywhere I go something reminds me of my ex-wife,” and behind him are buildings that look like a pair of breasts. What’s funnier is that these are actual buildings, which can be seen off I-5 near San Diego. I don’t know what they are for, though.[/QUOTE]
I believe that’s a nuclear power plant. It’s near the coastline to use seawater for cooling.