Airplane! movie

what do you know on a Saturday night at 11 pm when there is nothing else to do? You watch Airplane! again.
Running commentary - “Listen Betty, don’t start with your white zone shit again.”
I will not keep this up, but state your favorite line, one line only please, from the movie.

I am going to take this one- “Look’s like I picked the wrong [year] to quit drinking.”

edited - maybe would have been a better thread to start with the first joke I mentioned and then go in sequence.

Wanna do that?

I think it would pretty challenging to do the jokes in sequence, but good luck–we’re all counting on you.

“Oh! You have a guitar!” :smiley:

It would be, but let’s all try it for The Zipper.

“Chump don’ wan’ no he’p, chump don’ git no he’p!” :angry:

“Shep, no!”

“Oh, it’s a big pretty white plane with red stripes, curtains in the windows and wheels and it looks like a big Tylenol.”

“No, the white phone.”

Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, that’s a dumb question.

“No, I’ve been nervous lots of times.”

What about the visual or physical jokes?

“I take it black. Like my men.”

< splooosh >

“It’s Lt. Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he’s Ethel Merman.”

“This is a different airplane altogether.”

“What’s our clearance, Clarence?”

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“Pinch me, I’m dreaming!”

“This is a different airplane.”

Yes, yes. I remember. I had the lasagna.