"Airplane!" Back In Theaters? Surely You Can't Actually Mean That!

Trouble in the movie theater? What is it?

It’s a dark room that smells of popcorn, but that’s not important.

I’m hoping for the enhanced CGI version which has been edited to be more sensitive to people with alcoholism.

It’s a place with a big screen where people can watch movies. But that’s not important right now.

I’m waiting for the airlines to show Airplane! on an actual commercial airline flight. Surely that has never happened?

:smack:

It’s a whole different kind of reply altogether.

It’s a whole different kind of reply!

It’s never happened. And don’t call me Shirley.

There’s no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you’ll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on [this message] board who knows how to fly a plane?

Nowhere within a 4-hour drive, unfortunately.

Yes, yes, I remember, I had lasagna.

Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don’ want no help, chump don’t GET da’ help!

Excuse me, I speak Jive.

That is one poorly thought out webpage, my first thought was why the hell are there no Jersey showings and then I saw, Freehold.

So I have two nearby theaters. This is cool.

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[li]Saturday, January 29 at 12:30pm[/li][li]Tuesday, February 1 at 7:00pm[/li][/ul]
I really have to keep this in mind.

If ever there was a time for multiple simul-posts…

I’m not getting the joke here - you’re only 144 miles away. :confused:

That’s gross!

Not here, & nowhere near here.

Roger, Roger. What’s our vector, Victor?

[can’t leave you hanging like that … :)]

You can tell me, I’m a doctor.