Why, that’s the Russian New Year. We can have a parade and serve hot hors d’oeuvres…
Now showing on Screen 18…19…22…24…30…34…39…45…
Don’t call me Shirley.
I wish I could talk them into showing it as a DF with Zero Hour!.
A theater showing it is so close to me I could get there by climbing Rapunzel’s hair. Rapunzel! Rapunzel!
I’d like to go see it at the nearest AMC but every time I go the only parking is in the red zone. And there’s no stopping in the red zone.
Don’t start in with that red zone shit again. You know it’s the only sensible place to park.
I just want to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.
We know what this is really about! You want me to have an abortion!
I found a theater in Macho Grande
Tell that to George Zip
Hrmph. I could go see it, yes, but it’s at a theater an hour away. I was at first irked that it wasn’t at any of the Drafthouses in town before I realized it was an AMC thing.
I may catch Airplane, or I may go to Robocop with live explosions and complimentary cap pistols. And beer. 
Little Plastic Ninja never has a second glass of beer at home.
In Macho Grande, or over Macho Grande?
No, I’ll never get over Macho Grande.
You’re too low! Pull up!
I’ll have Ham on Five and hold the Mayo.
I’m trying to raise money for my “Airplane!” sequel. I’m calling it “Airplane on a Treadmill,” unless I can get Kurt Russell to star, whereupon it will be “Snake on an Airplane.”
I just wanted to tell you both, good luck. We’re all counting on you.
The white zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the white zone.
The RED zone is for loading and unloading only. There is no parking in the RED zone.