"Airplane!" Back In Theaters? Surely You Can't Actually Mean That!

Interesting, I just watched Zero Hour! which is what Airplane! is a parody of. It’s unintentionally funny but otherwise rather boring. I wish they’d reconsider playing Airplane! in Portland, I bet it’d go over well in the Bagdad.

Listen Spoons, don’t start up with your white zone shit again!

I like my zones black, like my men.

How 'bout some more coffee, Spoons?

Don’t give me your white zone shit, Betty.

There’s just no stopping in a white zone.

Here. Please accept this flower from the Church of Religious Conciousness.

It’s post fights like this that caused my drinking problem.

Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that’s a dumb question… skip that.

Punches Hypno-Toad in the face.

Hello, we’d like you to have this flower from the Religious Consciousness Church, would you like to make a donation?

judo-chops Hal.

Wait a minute, wrong movie.

OK. Not for another two hours.

Who needs to go to a theater when you can watch the whole movie right here for free!

Two incidents of mindless violence. Boy, the @$^# is really going to hit the fan.

*** disgusting PLOP ***

Bad news. The fog’s getting thicker.

And Leo’s getting larger.

I guess the foot’s on the other hand now!

Removes sunglasses.
Removes sunglasses.

It’s a good thing he doesn’t know how much I hate his guts.