Take that, conspiracy nuts. Any chance this will shut them up?
Nope.
Is this a trick question?
Oh sure. I’m also expecting them to apologize for that whole birth certificate thing too.
Yeah, nothing has shut them up so far, but the words of a few anonymous terrorists will surely do the trick.
The thing about conspiracy nuts is that they’re nuts. Anything that contradicts the theory is all part of the conspiracy, duh.
The link you posted? Planted by the CIA. There is no al Queda, there never was any al Q, it’s all a big hoax perpetuated by the Illuminati and the Jewish Bolshevik World Bank. Wake up, people!
See? It’s easy. All too easy.
Really? Can I have a pony too?
I fully expect that we will now have the nutters saying that Obama is not a legitimate president because bin Laden should have been captured alive - or something.
Sorry, no. I gave my pony to the SEAL who pulled the trigger.
No,bin Laden was killed because he has Obama’s Kenyan birth certificate and was about to go public.
See? Easy as pie. 
Now this is a conspiracy! I bow to you runner pat!
Or - and I don’t think I’m going out on a limb here - Osama was Obama’s real father and had home movies of them together. And there’s that whole name similarity: Osama bin Laden; Obama been Lyin’. Also, they’re both tall. Too much of a co-inkydinky.
What do—sorry, did—Osama’s ears look like?
He didn’t have ears. He was one of the Lizard People. Which is one reason why those home movies would have been so very revealing if they’d fallen into the hands of the media.
Its nice to see that the liberal media have managed to get you to pull the wool over your own eyes. Makes it SO much easier to hide the real truth.
You didn’t hear this from me, but what REALLY happened has nothing to do with your silly ramblings and pointless conjectures. No.
What Really happened is just more trilateralist/illuminati shenanigans. Obama and Osama are just puppets jerking on the invisible strings of those who are actually running this planet.
The Mice.
That’s what killed Douglas Adams. He knew too much and wrote about it.
I for one welcome our tiny, cute pink eyed masters, and have stocked up on cheese.
Be warned!
Damming evidence, indeed.
The fact that a Muslim terrorist group is corroborating Obama’s story proves beyond a doubt that Obama really is a secret Muslim.
That was easy.
Well, of course the CIA is going to say Osama’s dead and was killed recently. What do you expect?
This is just of the many reasons I surround my house with hungry cats and mouse traps.
So what do you do with all the cats with mousetraps on their feet?
No, no, the cats fly. I thought that was obvious from my post. If they couldn’t fly then the Illuminati would just waltz right on in.