It fucking boggles my mind that in the Land of the Free, laws like this exist. I cannot comprehend why they would be enacted. So to try to understand this, I’m hoping some conservative Alabaman, any of the conservative alabamans which apparently make up the voting majority of this state will step up the plate and explain why he supports this law.
And for those who are against it, why aren’t you writing angry letters to your legislators demanding they repeal it? Why are you not organizing protests at the capitol holding up dildos and shouting “OUT OF MY COLD DEAD HANDS!” like Charlton Heston does with guns?
I almost want to move to Alabama or some other backward state just to agitate for change.
One MIGHT think we have more important topics to address as a country, but hey, some state (the LEGISLATORS; I’m not dumping on the great people of Alabama, fellow Dopers) has to be the asshole of the country. After all, if you use sex toys, the terrorists win! :dubious: BTW; is your hand a sex toy? Perhaps the vile lawyer crowd would like to respond; no doubt with their usual condemnation of anyone NOT in lock-step with the current mind-set of litigation as the holy grail of modern society. :rolleyes:
You can use or have as many sex toys as your little backward heart desires here in Alabama. They can’t be SOLD here. I can order as much as I want from the net. In fact, several novelty shops in the area sell them as massagers and get away with it just fine.
The court that this ruling came from isn’t in Alabama…it’s in Georgia.
Every single state has some fucked laws on the books…Alabama is no different.