Since [del]Nagging the Living Shit out of People[/del] informing them constantly of that 6% body fat life style & how lovely it is to say you are “alcohol free” seems so popular, do we need a new forum
to [del]Shove All This Holier Than Thou Bull Shit[/del] store all this helpful advice for those who want it?
What are Your thoughts…? :rolleyes:
“Carry Nation” wayward son?
Go Post it all & Then Be DONE.
Lay these BS threads to rest.
About “…Don’t Eat or Drink No More!”
Once I rose above the noise and confusion
Beyond their pointy nose, its ALL an illusion
They’d mold you to something for some “buyer”
( & I’m not something for sale to “buy”)
They’ll throw their voices to say you are a blind man
See/Think past their shit just proves “you’re a mad man”.
I smell BS behind the scheming,
…can’t you hear me say…?
“Carry Nation” wayward son?
Go Post it all & Then Be DONE.
Lay these BS threads to rest.
About “…Don’t Eat or Drink No More!”
Go Masquerade like you are Sinless & Pleasin’
A good charade is the event of the season
And if you’d clam you’re some Wise Man; it surely means that you don’t know…
A Real Man’s life traverses seas of emotion,
Sirens scream of love, of wrongs, and of devotion,
My Compass & stars show no distortion, but still these broken records play,
“Carry Nation” wayward son?
Go Post it all & Then Be DONE.
Lay these BS threads to rest.
About “…Don’t Eat or Drink No More…!”
All the alcohol/weight related threads I can see are about the OPs’ (of those threads) own efforts/struggles/requests for advice. How does that equate to shaming?
That may be it. I confess to not reading past the first post or two in any of them. Probably because I’m too busy being skinny and a teetotaler and awesome.*
The busiest would be a forum titled “IF YOU JOINED THE BOARD TODAY, AND YOUR FIRST POST IS GOING TO BE A THREAD IS LOOKING FOR PERSONAL ADVICE, YOU MUST POST IT HERE.”
Well, I like the Yancovic-ing of the Kansas tune… good job! Though I’m wondering if there might be a more-fitting song to parody here. I don’t know; maybe that currently popular “big-bootie” song, or Sir Mix-a-lot’s, “…Big butts”. In any event, I’m going off now to mix a drink, light a kretek, and listen to some Kansas (while overlaying those words to the tune). I’ll be doing this while my bacon-ranch mac-n-cheese is baking, too.
