Alice Cooper Appreciation Happenin' Here!

Hey, you survived the travesty (well, that’s what some die hard fans say – I think it was cool that he tried out New Wave, although seeing him all the time back then with his hair pulled back hurts me) that was Special Forces and Flush the Fashion? :stuck_out_tongue: Those videos are rife all over the places and even though they’re saved to my favorites (to complete my collection), they are difficult to watch. Although, I will be adding them to my other CDs whenever I can afford it.

Oh, and Monster Dog is a hoot! I bought that off of eBay, along with almost every bit of concert footage he has, and I agree whole heartedly. It IS a prized possession. Good job!!

Hi Daniel honey. Don’t think I’ve forgotten you, just after the funeral I haven’t been able to focus long enough to catch up the 4 gazillion emails in my inbox. I promise you’ll hear from me soon and as always, anything you send makes me feel tons better. I live for those kinds of smiles.

Love ya. And thanks for the piece of Alice. Or, heh, is that not what you meant?

The book has gotten rave reviews and it’s thoroughly enjoyable. I’m really glad to see folks branching out and reading it that aren’t necessarily hardcore. The only thing is I wish it was more in depth. There’s just not enough detail, you know? I crave having all knowledge about Alice stuffed into my brain 'til its full and overflowing. Plus, I tended to get somewhat glazed hearing about golf. Not that he wasn’t funny, but argh, I’d rather read more about him turning down Raquel Welch. That is the shit that’s is priceless now!

Going to Cortez, huh? I can’t fathom what that must’ve been like, especially still being there during his halycon days of the late 70s. Running my hands over what he must’ve touched?! Hmmm, I better stop or otherwise, I’ll be “Working Up A Sweat.” Yeah, it doesn’t take much to set me off. :smiley: And just to add to those wannabes, that kind of lighting only strikes once. So there. :stuck_out_tongue: :stuck_out_tongue:

I’m jealous of your family dammit, but they didn’t know who he was (or do you mean just initially – if so, we can let that one slide)??? [ ::: faints ::: ] ‘Cause I was goin’ say, even back in my fundamentalist Christian days, I was very well aware of who the Prince of Darkness was. Still, of course he’s the nicest guy ever. Surely you had no doubt! :slight_smile: Oh, and about Cooper’stown, I hope (hope, hope, hope beyond belief) that I’ll get to go on a pilgrimage there next winter with some other Cooperites for Christmas Pudding. There’s no line-up listed yet, but I bet it’ll be exciting.

Now Biffy, you know that wasn’t what he was talking about. It was this one of the Cranberries’ instead. :wink: Actually, during the Tulsa show, I noticed he’d changed the lyrics to “dirty cup.” I wonder why, as I’m not sure I think that’s better. Regardless, that song is one of my guilty pleasures. I can’t imagine why that is either. :smiley:

“Eighteen, and I don’t know what I want.” I suppose that makes it a befitting legacy then. :stuck_out_tongue:

I so want that!! Probably for the same reason that they pulled (hehehe – I crack myself up) it. Unfortunately, to get the vinyl costs too much, so I’ve been watching to try and find an 80s cassette. Which for some inexplicable (or maybe not) had the original shot rather than the revision. And I had no idea about that on the Canadian BSB. You lucky dog! I only wonder if it’d be worth the money to spend on an original School’s Out that included the infamous flammable (yeah, that worked that, didn’t they?) panties as the protector sleeve. It’s certainly an enticing proposition, although I’m pretty much tapped after I shelled out the dough to get one of the original (with brown cardboard cover) Muscle of Love prints. Decisions, decisions.

Demos!? Ooooh. Who would’ve thought that about them either? Considering they were one of the most hated bands in California. Now if only The Powers That Be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame would get off their collective asses and do something about Alice’s lack of inclusion, then all would be right with the world and world peace would ensue.

I love “Lost In America” too and it permanently resides on my All Alice, All The Time MP3 mix. As to him being on Monk, that’s another I have saved but don’t find it nearly as appealing as most else. I just don’t think they showed him to good enough advantage. I’d be thrilled to see him on any cable shows (I check on that religiously, once a week), but have thus far missed anything on the History Channel. Youtube, where are you?? And, I got Roadie off of Netflix not too long ago. Despite the fact that he was way too thin, there were several parts that were stellar… “Black leather, check. Red cup, check. Snake, check. Eyes, check.” and the bit about the martian doll. Adored that so much I had to find one on eBay and snatch it up. But to have the original would be divine!
Kinda like having some “Whiplash,” the mascara he put out in the (I think) mid-70s. Considering there’s only supposed to be like 3 left in existence, we’re talking several thousands of bucks. [ ::: sigh ::: ] Guess I’ll stick to posters for now. But, just to add, for any potential autograph seekers out there; try to avoid asking him to sign any copies of The Alice Cooper Show. He’s said countless times that, although he will oblige, he’ll also state how much he hated that album (for personal reasons). Just sayin’.

Thank you Knorf! I’m off to listen to it now.

I used to have hair about halfway down my back. Some friends of mine found an old Rolling Stone with Alice on the cover, scanned it in to PageMaker (This was in the days before PhotoShop, if you can imagine) and changed his name to mine. Even I had to admit it looked like me.

No pictures from that era survive, but I swear I look just like this, but with short hair.

I’m one of the few that actually enthusiastically enjoyed that diversion into new wave (also Zipper Catches Skin, DaDa, and others) though many criticize the output of that era since it coincided with Alice’s nadir of alcoholism. There are some wonderful gems on those forgotten albums. I’m just glad that he steered away from the disco direction he was treading at the time and had the guts to follow New Wave instead :slight_smile:

I’ve gotten DaDa on the way and Zipper Catches Skin in my Watch list until I have the money. So I can’t speak for the actual music yet and feel, unjustly, that I probably base my sentiments on his hair. I know, how shallow. :stuck_out_tongue: But it’s just so perfect, how could I ever want anything different?!

And are you saying that you didn’t like “Let’s Dance”? I found that hysterically funny and the psuedo disco intro on “Nurse Rozetta” makes me conjure up the most excellent foreshadowing of unpopping the buckles on bible belts.

Is it hot in here for only me? :smiley:

So my post broke your heart, then. Sorry about that.

My theme song for the remainder of the year… Schools out! Forever, bwabwa dadadadada

No, no, no!! You cut your hair?! If so, you really know how to make a girl sob. [ ::: wags finger ::: ]
Christopher, does that include muppets?

In my reality, when Desmond Child said “Hey Alice, we should work together”, Kane Roberts beat the ever-living shit out of him.

Yes, I know, my continuity is off – Roberts left the band before Child got his over-commercialized dreck-writing paws anywhere near Alice. I said this was my reality.

Well, I’ve been growing it out for the past nine months, but since I started with this, I’ve got a ways to go yet.

The Kane Roberts that used to channel Rambo every concert?? Hmmm, I think I have a new way of looking at you Hal. But just to explain, I’m pretty partial to all of it. Although I can’t stand “Gutter Cats” or “Sick Things.” Yes, I realize the sacrilege I’m committing here. Audience, gasp as needed. :slight_smile: Oh, and I want to like “Teddybear.” Sigh.

ETA: Mr. Robot Arm, you’re still pretty cute. Just, yanno, post lots of pictures LOTS whenever you’re past shoulder length. I can be a very patient woman.

I hear ya on that. Those commercials are horrible, I always cringe when I see them.

I met Alice Cooper once, inside the Paradise Valley Mall. I heard a click click click sound on the tile floor while hanging out with my friend. I turned around and there he was walking through the mall dressed in full golf garb, including the shoes and glove. He was with his daughter (I assume), and she wanted to go inside one of the stores to buy something. He handed her something (money or credit card?) and just stood around outside while she went in. I went over said hello, shook his hand, and told him thanks for the great music. Seemed like a really nice and genuine guy (put up with two teenage punks saying hello at any rate).

Love his radio show too.

Mr. Arm is my father, call me Root.

Thanks. I don’t know if I’ll go shoulder-length again. Right now it’s about like this.

See Root, you must not wish to have your own devotee bad enough. If only. :slight_smile: However, if you’d ever like to post any old pictures of yourself, purely for comparison I assure you, then I’m the girl to drool over them.

Plus, who couldn’t like a fellow with ‘muppets’ in their URL?

Sorry Brandon, didn’t mean to skip you. That’s such a cool story, and to be honest, I’ve never ever heard anything to the contrary. Even back in his wild orgy and beer drinkings days. He’s just too awesome, yanno? Anyway, they say one is always likely to catching roaming around malls in between golfing and concerts because he LOVES to shop. He’s said that when leaving for Europe, he’ll only take a few bags (although big, I’m sure). However, on the trip back they’ll be well over a dozen.

If I only knew which places, now if I could just get a job there. Or as a caddy! Heaven!!

I must admit, I am only vaguely familiar with Alice Cooper. As part of my recent heavy metal (specifically 80’s and some 70’s) enthusiasm I downloaded No more Mr. Nice Guy, School’s Out, and Poison. I noticed a completely different sound in Poison. I loved that sound, is the rest of that album like that?

If Alice Cooper did the muppets I must have that episode. I think perhaps you didn’t understand my totally excellent musical notation. :wink:

Yeah, the rest of Trash is pretty much like that, but the absolute best (in my opinion) is “Hell is Living Without You.” There’s quite a few that are raunchy, if you like that. For me, it’s right up my alley. :smiley: Hey Stoopid follows along in the same vein, but I believe it’s a bit more polished and less synth sounding. Favorites included “Might As Well Be On Mars,” “Die For You” and “Love’s A Loaded Gun.” 'Course, those could be described as a wee bit girlie, so for the more hard ass, there’s “Snakebite” and the rousing “Feed My Frankenstein.” Also, a couple more fall into the category I mentioned above. Both very much worth the investment.

Oh, and you’re right, you definitely gotta have Alice on the Muppets! Here’s a peak…

Welcome to My Nightmare

and

School’s Out

Hopes ya like 'em!

[Also, explain your notation. I hate that I missed something related to Coop!]

Alice Cooper is part of two very important “Firsts” in my life. His was the first rock concert I ever attended (the Billion Dollar Babies tour) and that show was the first (but by far not the last) time I ever did ELSSSDEE.

Billion Dollar Babies is still my favorite album by him. I bought it after the show and played that thing to death. I still love it. I especially love Donovan being all creepy on that song. As a big Donovan fan at the time, his choosing Donovan to sing on BDB was one of the things that made me know he was a very very cool guy. Oh, that, and running around onstage with a giant toothbrush then catching up with the fleeing giant tooth and fucking it with the toothbrush. That blew my Kansas farmgirl mind.

My favorite Alice Cooper cover (about 1 minute in to this video)

Equipoise, that first one is such an excellent story! I wish I had one. :frowning: Course, I still haven’t even ever tried pot, so I doubt I could be quite so zealous in my pursuit of chemical recreation. I’ll live through you instead. As to the Billion Dollar Babies tour? Holy shit! I’m assuming that must’ve been one of the trippiest thing ever. Those boots (yummmm), fighting some guy from the crowd who crawled up on stage, hanging stuff off his, erm, nether regions (no, I’m not kidding), the really gross spitting stuff and, yup, the whole fear of dentists bit was just surreal. No wonder Groucho thought he was the last hope for vaudeville.

Unfortunately, I only know all this from having purchased the DVD. If only I were older; like I used to say when I was still in high school, but it was never for such an awesome reason as Alice!! :smiley:

And zagloba… BWAHAHAHAHA! Geez, I had to wipe the tears from my eyes to still be able to see the computer. However, watching covers of his on youtube has made me a bit unshockable. Those people really need to reconsider what their supposed talents are. Heh. But definitely good for some chuckles. My favorite was this grade school boy who decked out in the whole nine. That was so beautifully weird. I’m positive Coop would love it if he ever saw it. Perhaps it’s time for an email!