Alice Cooper Archives Storage Unit Broken Into

Cafe Society
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If anyone tries to sell you a strange-looking Alice Cooper sculpture or the leather jacket he wore in “Wayne’s World,” you might want to pass on that deal.

The info on the website says there were other units broken into as well, so whoever did it probably wasn’t targeting Cooper memorabilia. Let’s just hope they are stupid enough to try to sell it on Ebay or something.

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Hope they catch whoever stole his stuff, honestly, they should be in a museum!

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If I were the thief, I’d be worried that Alice himself might decide to attack me in my dreams, or possibly turn into a big snake and swallow me whole.

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Maybe Geraldo Rivera did it…

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Somebody needed food for their Frankenstein.