Alien Abduction

Suppose you were abducted by an alien spacecraft… yeah, I know, but suppose, and you could ask them any question you liked. What would your questions be?

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“What are you going to do with THAT thing???”

“Would you kindly remove your anal probe?”

(pointing to Earth on their viewport)

“I’m * really * not one of them, can we talk business here? How do franchise rights sound to you?”

“…send lawyers, guns, and money…”

 Warren Zevon

“What ever happened with Roy Neary, anyway?”

“How does this spacecraft work?”

Chaim Mattis Keller

“Sherlock Holmes once said that once you have eliminated the
impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be
the answer. I, however, do not like to eliminate the impossible.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity to it that the merely improbable lacks.”
– Douglas Adams’s Dirk Gently, Holistic Detective

Would you PLEASE open the door and LET ME OUT!!!

Fun question!

What the hell – C#3, * what the hell are you doing here?!?*

I was just wondering – could I borrow that ashtray?

(Readers of Carl Sagan will understand.)

“Why do you all look like Victoria Principal coming out of the shower on that Jhirmack commercial?”

I’d constantly ask them questions about Uranus, snickering to myself the whole time.

“When you’re done with me, could I have a copy of your computer OS? I’d like to take it back to Earth and make a few billion.”

Doctor Jackson, a guy named Bill Gates did that already.

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Let’s put a little twist on this. Suppose you asked them about God and the said, “Who?”
Hmmm, I wonder if this will go on for 3 pages or die right here?

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When are you guys taking Anthony Robbins home?

I meant they instead of the. Sorry. Eye kant spel so goode.

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WallyM7 wrote:

If Windows NT is the best operating system a superadvanced alien species can come up with, I’m really worried about the future of the computing industry…

I’m not flying fast, just orbiting low.

“WHAT?!? SuperAdvanced and you don’t have PONG?”

"No job’s too small, we bomb them all."
-Ace Wrecking Company

Um, may I suggest beef, pork, chicken or maybe fish ? The last visitors looked kinda “green” after trying human.


You should look up C#3; he’d be much more interested in this! :wink: