“Get Off My Lawn, Hippie.”
(Make room for our extra-terrestrial guests.)
If I was you guys I’d be worried about a possible invasion.
After all, the last time you guys had uninvited guests show up on Oct. 14, it didn’t go so well for you.
Blossom Goodchild? Never heard of her.
And after tommorow I doubt I will ever hear of her again.
Well, the timing is uncanny…
That was in England old chap.
This time they’re gonna land in the US of A;)
Anyway: I, for one, oh sod it, never mind
I already feel pretty silly. I doubt anyone will notice the change.
Thank you chowder for providing me with a rich but hitherto untapped resource of inadvertant humour.
In particular this marvellously badly composed article about the prediction, absolutely awash with logical fallacies:
Blossom Goodchild’s Predicted Mass UFO Sighting: Will it Force Disclosure to Occur?
I draw the readers’ particular attention to the YouTube video on page three, that has irrefutable proof of the veracity of her claims: namely her channeled alien allegedly said the words “snow cone”, and something someone claims to have seen in Florida in August looks a bit like a snow cone. I’m convinced.
Nice article. Including the authors use of the sentence “Whoa.”
Funny that the author doesn’t understand Dannion Brinkley making the statement “By the year 2008” means it should have happened already.
Say we’re watching the skies and they sneak up behind us? I suggest at least one of us keeps an eye on the ground in case they have an infantry division. ( Which makes me wonder…why was it called an infantry? Doesn’t sound very threatening, does it? )
“People of the Earth…”
I re-read Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy last night.
Well, you do have to build bypasses. I hope the aliens haven’t heard this bit of wisdom though.
I also like the false dichotomy of “either she’s correct or she’s a charlatan - but she couldn’t be a charlatan as it’d ruin her reputation”. By excluding the many other possibilities such as she’s temporarily deluded, undergoing a psychotic episode, permanently mad as a box of frogs, is banking on any publicity being good, or merely that she misheard her alien spirit guide who had a cold at the time, then by implication, she is vindicated!
Take me away on your silver craft!
After the current US news cycle, that would be a refreshing October Surprise!
Perhaps the aliens come from a civilization particularly advanced on global finances. Now would be the time for some sweet lovin’ advice.
So they’re supposed to appear in the sky, hang about for three days, and then leave?
OH THANK YOU FEDERATION OF LIGHT! THANKS SO MUCH FOR SOLVING ALL OUR PROBLEMS!
These guys are the cable repairmen of space aliens. We’re supposed to be overwhelmed with gratitude if they even show up on time; actually fixing anything is extra.
Or maybe, they’re (Hushed tones) Black.
scans skies anxiously
Nope, nothing.
Maybe they stopped off at Alpha Centauri for a space burger or summink.
On the other hand an exact time wasn’t specified for their appearance so I’ve got until midnight to be worried, or not
Great. They come 400 LYs to upgrade our porn.
Boy, will they be surprised after such a long journey to find we have a hoo-hoo and a wee-wee, rather than a vornox and a bipleep. I can’t wait to see the look on their reznips.
October surprise!!
That may sting a little…