Aliens mating with humans, proof!

[KRC]

Ozzy might be an alien. He wrote the song “Mr. Crowley” and Crowley was the Beast of Revelation! Crowley died the same year the aliens landed. I’m sure there’s a connection but I have to talk to these guys in black suits who are pounding on the door before I investig—

[Ferret_Herder]

@FriarTed

Remember when the Weekly World News ran an article “exposing” several U.S. Senators as aliens (a fair mix of Dem & Rep) and several of them responded by admitting to it & expressing surprise that nobody figured it out sooner.

snerk No, but that sounds hysterical.

[Scuba_Ben]

@Kythereia

So, by this stunning logic, Rick James, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Alice Cooper, Teller (of Penn and Teller), Bernadette Peters, William Gibson, Bobby Orr, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Kathy Bates, Raffi, Richard Simmons, Jean Reno, Lewis Black, John Ritter, Olivia Newton-John, Robert Jordan, Ozzy Osbourne, and Samuel L. Jackson are all aliens?

You just now figured that out???

[Cisco]

@warmgun

“Boy, you’ve really drank the kool-aid”

If I had a nickel for everytime some tinhat douchebag said that to me . . .

Here’s another turd they love to polish up and throw at you: “I bet you believe Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK, too, dontcha?”

[XT]

I really miss the BatBoy stories…

-XT

[Annie-Xmas]

@Kythereia

You’re mean. I like you.

So, by this stunning logic, Rick James, Mikhail Baryshnikov, Alice Cooper, Teller (of Penn and Teller), Bernadette Peters, William Gibson, Bobby Orr, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Kathy Bates, Raffi, Richard Simmons, Jean Reno, Lewis Black, John Ritter, Olivia Newton-John, Robert Jordan, Ozzy Osbourne, and Samuel L. Jackson are all aliens?

Oh my God. :dubious:

I’ve had it with these motherfucking aliens on this motherfucking plane.

[Ludovic]

@warmgun

Now you know!

And knowing’s half the battle.