<PARANOIA>Listen!
Can you hear?
That sound–it’s the turning of the Earth!
But, that’s all.
They aren’t listening!
I have to explain quickly!
So we aren’t heard by them!
The Aliens among us!
They’ve been here for years!
And only I know! :eek:
They’ve been passing themselves off as human. But I know better! :eek:
Hee-hee-hee!
They want you to believe they’re normal. Like us. It’s not so! :mad:
They’re Aliens!
They’re…
The French! :eek: :eek: :eek:
The French are Aliens!
YES!
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[li]They smoke like chimneys, let their dogs mess all over the street, & don’t wash. This proves they don’t know how to act like Humans, yet![/li][li] None of this makes them sick! Immune to Earth diseases! Insideous![/li][li]Hi Opal.[/li][li]They PRETEND they don’t speak English! HA! HO-HO! Who are they trying to kid with this “French Language” jibber-jabber? When they try that, just scream :“SPEAK ENGLISH!” I do. They understand…[/li][li]They surrendered to the Germans. Who would do that? Nobody. Unless they were trying to hide their secret army of radfioactive mutant gerbils! HA-HA-HA-HAaaa![/li][li]The doctor at the hospital who said bad things about me was French. And Alien! He tried to claim he was from Indiana, but YOU CAN’T FOOL ME BRAIN-SUCKERS![/li][li]The Saturday Night Live/Coneheads/“We Are From France” thing is just a ploy! To fool you! Unlike all those other kinds of ploys![/li][li]The pixies in Ayesha’s bloomers told me they were Aliens, so there![/li][/ul]
We must unite! Rise up! Stop taking that Prozac! N’Snyc will lead us!
On to Paris!
The above is a satire. This notice provided for the humor-impaired.
Ahem. No, I don’t know of anyone named Captain Zoom, nor of the plans to smother France with little plastic McDonald’s Happy Meal toys, thus inhibiting the alien culture and eventually all movement as they are all buried under tiny Pikachus. I am completely uninformed of any initiative to steal the Effiel Tower and use their own unearthly power against them. I’ve not been told at all about Quebec, a land filled with the victims of a failed experiment to create alien-human hybrids. I am not aware that nuclear warheads are, at this very moment, flying headlong into places like Bordeaux and Nice.
And if anyone says any differently, they are lying. Vicious lies, I tell you!
[sub]Don’t forget to wear your lead codpiece. End transmission.[/sub]
Before I get in on all the silly fun, mind if we can have a link or something as to why this is dedicated to Krispy Original, or why this is in the Pit for that matter?
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[li]It’s in the Pit, 'cause we’re abusing the Alien French, which is flaming, obviously.[/li][li]Krispy loves Alien Conspiracy Theories, and he is Our Great Inspiration.[/li][li]Crunchy “Frog”, eh?[/li][li]You’re ONE OF THEM, aren’t you, Crunchy Frog?[/li][li]A SPY! SEIZE HIM![/li][li]No, don’t seize him, it’s too crowded here.[/li][li]SEIZE HIM OVER THERE, IT’S ROOMIER![/li][/list=1]
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*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor *
**[list=3][li]Crunchy “Frog”, eh?[/li][li]You’re ONE OF THEM, aren’t you, Crunchy Frog?[/li][li]A SPY! SEIZE HIM![/list=3] **[/li][/QUOTE] Mon dieu! Discovered so quickly! I did not think the American would be so smart.
On second thought… would you believe I’m really Belgian?
