I am amazed that John Boehner allowed that tax to go through. Think the NSA got to him?
Boehner won’t balk until they start taxing spray tan. Nobody ever turned that shade of orange naturally.
WTF!?!? Are those real? Jebus.
yes, yes they are.
Do some minor googling. See more of the same.
I think that theory isn’t far-reaching enough.
Protozoan
powah
ftw!
Let me put to you this way.
I signed up for my High School Freshman basketball team, and was 6’3".
They made a 5’4" black kid the center.
Not true. (Although snopes declares the stated myth to be true, if you read the article, it’s clear that while Gen. Powell does speak a little Yiddish, he is not actually fluent.)
But he was a shabbos goy, right? Or am I mixing him up with Elvis Presley?
Fun fact: Elvis was in fact a shabbos goy- but technically he was Jewish, too*. Talk about identity crises.
*His mother’s mother’s mother identified as Jewish. As Judaism is matrilineal, that makes the King a melech.
I bet this scarred your precious little teenage mind so much you decided that those lazy blacks deserve no help from anyone because they get all that welfare money for doing drugs all day, right?
I think he meant that he can’t jump. I don’t think he meant anything else.
Oh.
Never mind.
[/Emily Litella]
Perhaps it was a mis-hearing of, Colin Powell is flatulent in Yiddish.