All European descended people are really black

Oh I dunno, I think it was worth it for the following comedic juxtaposition:

Followed by his signature:

If you click another link in the cached version (don’t worry, it seems safe), they also claim Edward VII looked black. Wha?

The astute poster will also notice that the monkey misspelled it in his search, and even in his post. I searched for edmond. But what I got was egmond, which is the same name as he registered here. Hmmm.

I screwed up, and yet I still got him. I also think that the thread he started, “Was Europe (1500-1789) a black civilisation?” is remarkably similar to the malware "“Blue Blood is Black Blood 1500-1789”

Surely it’s not a leap to think the two may be tied?

However, BigT, you are right in that I should report that to Google.

http://thestudyofracialism.org/about5105-0-asc-100.html

The only thing that should matter on our end is sweet, sweet entertainment.

I do wonder about real Afrocentrists that go around claiming various white people in history are black. There are plenty of black people to look up to if one wants. For goodness sake, there is a black family in the top office of the entire planet. Why on earth would they still need to make up stuff??

Well, if no one else is going to bother to post evidence backing up this guy’s claim, I guess it’s up to me.

Hell, this guy’s one of the best we’ve had since JDT. I hope he sticks around.

(I had a Russian professor who used to joke that he was the only true Caucassian in our class – he was originally from that region)

We really should give him some props for trolling stormfront. i mean, that’s hardcore.

Personally, I think they both need to be snipped.

Oh yes, a new rant on circumcision! :smiley:

Why am I hearing this in Henry Gibson’s voice?

He more than reminds me of the diabolicals from* Foucault’s Pendulum* : he’s one down to the last (self published) detail. The only thing missing would be an assertion that the Knights Templars were the ones doing the covering up of black kings’ portraits in beige paint.

Now that I mention it, I wonder if the Templars were black, too. Must’ve been - European, mostly of noble or at least knightly lineage…

By his theories, really, wouldn’t EVERYONE then be black?

Precisely.

Sadly, my penis size and basketball playing ability say otherwise. :smiley:

Yeah, but can you jump?

Fun fact - Colin Powell is a fluent Yiddish speaker.

I’m glad I’m not the only one here to know about the oompa loompa lineage. The word is spreading, and a rapidly growing number of people are reclaiming their racial heritage by going to tanning parlors.

Our government is fighting the truth, even putting a tax on tanning parlors in the health reform bill.

There’s already a growing subset of people reclaiming their Oompa-Loompa heritage.

Cites;

http://www.frakincool.com/pictures/ginos-love-spray-tan/

No, no, no.

Orange Blood = Blue Blood

The Oompa Loompas are really Smurfs, hiding as Oompa Loompas, as the unwashed masses hate the Smurf Overlords even more than Oompa Loompas.