Salon has a very funny article on Peeps today, including some brilliant Web-site links:
http://www.salon.com/travel/food/feature/2000/04/20/peeps/index.html
Enjoy, but don’t get too bad a sugar rush!
I love-a da Peeps, it’s-a da Gladys-a Knight-a dat I don’ like!
“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast!” - the White Queen
Peeps? Where are Peeps?
Heeeeere, peepie peepie peepie…
Hehehehehehehe…
Cristi, Slayer of Peeps
I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday.
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Okay, this is great! I have been looking for a good place to tell this story.
Yesterday, at work, I was talking to a coworker. Now, this girl is not the sharpest of tacks. We were talking about Easter and this is where the conversation went:
Her: You know those peeps?
Me: Yeah…
Her: Are they different flavors based on what color they are?
Me: Um, no…it’s just sugar. The best is when they’re stale.
Her: Really? I’ve never had them stale.
Me: You have to try it. It’s the best thing in the world.
Her: Where do you go to buy the stale ones?
Me: You don’t buy them like that. You just let them sit out for a couple of weeks.
Her: Oh, and that works?
Me: Yeah…just like bread.
Her: Oh, okay, I’ll try that.
:rolleyes:
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Peeps on pizza. Well, I think I’ve found my diet aid for a while . . . I’ll just think of that every time I get hungry.
Jodi
Fiat Justitia
Does anybody really ever eat a second peep? Noboby I know will, not even my grandkids.
Honest.
Peace,
mangeorge
Teach your kids to bungee jump.
One them might have to cross a bridge someday.
I could eat an entire box of Peeps in one sitting. I love those little sugar-covered bastards. I bite the head and part of the torso off first, then proceed from there. Only a couple of days left though; I should really get to the store.
Hmmm…I bet Peeps would go really well with Circus Peanuts. ::drool::
Soylent Peeps are made of people! THEY’RE MADE OF PEOPLE!
Blessed are the Fundamentalists, for they shall inhibit the earth.
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Do those things have any flavour at all?
If so, what is it?
I refuse to try one, because I avoid any pastel blobs of carcinogen that remain in your colon for a week or two.
This post is made of 100% recycled electrons
Peep fans: I’ll let you all in on a little ritual me and my friends do whenever we have a camp fire.
First, get some peeps and some clothes hangers (straighten out the hangers of course)
Then comes the main part of the event… the dialogue.
You ask the peep: (In a quiet, whispery kinda twisted kid voice) “Where do you want it Mr. Peep?”
You reply for the peep: (In a high pitch queit voice) “In the ass.”
You reply: “Oh-kay”
Then you place the peep on your hanger (back side first on the hanger) and stick him in the fire and roast him like a marshmellow.
Seriously… I’m not some sick bastard, when you’re drunk/high at a bonfire there is nothing funnier in the world.
“Where do you want it Mr. Peep?”
There’ll be plenty of marked-down, leftover peeps and bunnies on Monday.
“Hush, village idiot!”
Aren’t Peeps one of the food groups?
Always looking for an excuse to share this link. If you only look at one thing here… look at the effects of smoking and alcohol on our tasty little friends. 
http://www.learnlink.emory.edu/peep/
Things are random only insofar as we don’t understand them.
Hmm, this be my 1st attempt at a quote & such… please 4give my ineptitude. my college roommate had a THING for both peeps and circus peanuts. how odd.
Yes, I know always a little late for the party!
I am curious to know how Cristi got her peep slayer title.
That and I just wanted to mention that my sons biological mistake (his natural father) sent him home with four boxes!!! My son is ADHD. I know that they say that sugar intake has nothing to do with it, but I know that it doesn’t help any either.
And yes his father has a name, that is just my favorite when I am upset with him. Never said in front of my son. We use neat ones like Richard Caranium so nobody knows who we are talking about.
Mistress Kricket
Are you stuck on stupid?
How’s this for a recipe using peeps? From MST3K ep #407 - The Killer Shrews. Joel makes a drink called a “Killer Shrew”:
chocolate ice cream
Cap’n Crunch w/crunchberries
peanut M & M’s
Mrs. Butterworth’s syrup
circus peanuts
Mr. Pibb
marshmallow peeps
Sweetarts
vanilla frosting
mix ingredients in a blender
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…killer shrew…