I’ve just decided today that these are my all time favorite Simpson’s characters. I squeal with childlike delight every time they appear on screen.
From the first time I heard them say:
“You thought we were going to eat you? GOOD GOD.”
I was in love.
Let us relish the joy and wonderfulness of Kang and Kodos.
Abortions for some! Little American Flags for the rest!
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We must move forward, not backward, upward, not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
“Stop! We’ve reached the limit of what rectal probing can teach us!”
“What are you going to do? It’s a two-party system. You have to vote for one of us!”
“Well I believe I’ll vote for a third party!”
“Go ahead! Throw your vote away! Hahahah!”
“End Communication”
We’re merely exchanging long protein strings. If you know a better way to do it, I’d be glad to know
Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.
He’s got a board with a nail in it!
Remember the story: we’re newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital.
“Now remember the story we are newlyweds on our way to Earth Capital”
Dang How did I miss the last post… ok change it to
"My you look great have you recently decreased in mass?
“You’re a great girl. I’ll call you”
“Holy Flurking Schnit!”
Do we want to do a commercial for something called “Old Navy”?
You have been selected for our cross-breeding program.
These are not tears, we are vomiting from our eyes!
Are you going to be needing us tonight? I have tickets to the ballet. NOT THAT THEY’LL DO MUCH GOOD NOW.
“That seemed kind of quick.”
“What are you implying?”
“I am Kang, and this is my sister, Kodos.”
“Hellooooo.”
The way Kodos says “hello” there never fails to set me to laughing.
“Put it down, they could be trying to call right now!”
“Hello? Do we want to do an Old Navy commercial?”
“Work is work.”
“Behold the world’s largest television! It gets over 5,000 channels.”
“Do you get HBO?”
“No, that costs extra.”