That’s the best part about the “tickets to the ballet” line. They still have this booming, scary alien voice…god i do love them so.
I’m going to become a Quantum Presbyterian
After the dust-up at the Jerry Springer taping, one of the aliens says “Anyhoo.” This cracks me up for some reason.
UUism might serve better, seeing how Kang and Kodos both subscribe to the Unitarian Field Theory.
You guys might like a little political parody I wrote, featuring Kang:
**Sam stone, ** that was great!
I always liked their “borrowed” catchphrase when they were hitchhiking and no one picked them up.
“Oh, Shazbot.”
Oh, and I’m reminded of the time some friends and I were in a loud restaurant discussing politics when I used the name “Clint’n” as it is usually pronounced. My friend’s wife said “Who?” I said “Clint’n.” “WHO??” I had no choice but to clarify, “CLIN-TON.”
Foolish human unprpepared for the consquences of time travel
ZAP
What do we do now Kodos
Quiet You!
By the Way wasn’t Kodos the name of the guy guy who executed a colony that Kirk was on. (The Conscience of the King)
Kodos, Kang and even Serak (the preparer) are all named for Trek characters.
We could have shown you emotions 1000 times as wonderful as what you know as love
We have been watching your planet ever since it was created - five thousand years ago - by God.
Kodos: “Commander Kang, recieving transmission from infant pod thirteen.”
Kang: “Holy flurking schnit! What’s the message?”
Kodos: Larval stage completed, standing by for orders, experiencing terrible rash, over."
Kang: “Ensign Kodos. set coordinates for the obscure T-shirt producing planet known as Earth! It’s time I paid a visit to…my daughter!”
Remember, we are newleyweds on our way to Earth Capital.
Stop! We have reached the limits of what rectal probing can teach us
I hear all!
“I am actually speaking Rigelian. By an astonishing coincidence, both of our languages are exactly the same.”
Kodos: Well it looks like we’ve lost.
Kang: Have we? Soon ther will make bigger boards with bigger nails until one day they’ll make a board big enough to destroy the world
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(say why don’t they laugh forever anymore)
Marge: “Oooohh. Radish rosettes. These are difficult to make. They’re a very advanced race”
It also kills me how one of them answers the phone “Kang & Kodos productions” in the Halloween episode that they aren’t in.
That air of desperation and false arrogance is just priceless.
“Bow before my slingshot, earthling!”