All Men Including Myself Who Do Not Wear Underwear, Say "I"...

Go ahead… say it… say “I”.
I… see I did it.

Who else doesn’t wear underwear.

I do wear underwear. Except to special events … like my brother’s wedding.

Sometimes I do. Sometimes I don’t.

Another vote for ‘sometimes’.

Sometimes I wear underpants on my head. The monkey says I have to. Damn monkeys.

I only wear it with nice pants, suits that i wear to work.

the second i get home, it’s byebye boxer shorts