So blatant trollery, then.
Damn, he can’t even execute the right people.
You’re delusional. Wanting to kill people over a thing, unless you’re a sociopath, means you care quite deeply about the thing. You hate it. Or you’re a crazy sociopath.
Yawn.
Trollery is saying things to deliberately get a rise out of people. I didn’t do that - I just said what I was thinking (in the op). The subsequent mirth I have felt has been as a result of some of the hysterical reactions.
I haven’t trolled once in this thread. I appreciate there can be a subtle difference between saying what you think (if what you think is quite outlandish) and trollery but there is a difference.
Me laughing at you is not an admission of trollery but a statement on how funny you are.
Are you sure? A few minutes ago I was a religious nutjob.
*It doesn’t help us if you’re inconsistent *…(guitar twang)
You’re lying and everybody knows it. Milk the last dregs of attention from this thread because I imagine that further efforts will be doomed to failure. You’ll never be taken seriously again.
I might be a sociopath, I dunno. I’d have to look up the precise definition. I dislike the fact that millions of people all over the world are living in pointless self-imposed mental prisons. I wish they could break out. So I do care about it.
How do you know I’m lying (just out of interest)?
And don’t worry, I have much whackier theories than this thread.
Your constant passive-aggressive contradictions are a good indication–“no, I don’t really want to kill them… but I think it’d be a good idea!”
Really, I think that you posted something trollish, then when called on it, you dug yourself in deeper and deeper. Now you can’t get out of the hole you’ve dug. Quit digging and fess up. It’s probably the only way you can salvage your reputation.
You weren’t a Canaanite around 1300 BCE.
WTF? The vast majority of “people the religious have executed over the centuries” were religious as well. So isn’t all a wash, in your disturbing little mind?
OTOH, very few secular scholars, if any, believe in the historicity of Joshua and the Israelite conquest of Canaan.
Good point. I dislike the religious for executing a lot of people but the people who they executed were themselves religious - who I want executing.
Hmm…quandary
Says you.
(Then again, maybe you are funny…but not in the way you think you are.)
Let’s just start with something less controversial. Kill all the scientologists first and see how that works out.
Aaaaaand we have our money quote.
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If you’re going to be pedantic; if he’s obviously joking (and it really was obvious), then it can’t be trolling. Trolls try to deceive people.
But seriously mutantmoose it was a funny thread uptil the last few pages, don’t let them pull you down to their level now.
It’s funny, but not ha-ha funny.