With this post, I officially reach a thousand posts. I have had interesting adventures in my quest for the Four Digits. Tears, jeers, and fears tossed about the board. Gun Control, Rosie O’Donnell, Dr. Laura, and, of course, the Enterprise vs. Star Destroyer. Clashes with FreakFreely, Prism02, Mr. Zambezi… heated arguments now (mostly) resolved. Much happiness, much sadness, but mostly… confusion.
I’ve coined terms, I’ve annoyed Moderators and Administrators alike (the Moderator Mark III will soon be released!). I’ve posed as Cecil Adam’s evil twin (who knows nothing) on many an occasion. I’ve mingled with the great ones, and hootenannied with the newbies. I’ve coined new terms, and brought the light of the SDMB to a grand new Pit insult (munging, anyone?). I’ve gone ranting, raving, and jawa enslaving. In short, I’ve had a blast. Will I… will I… yes, I’m gonna get sentimental! I love you guys!
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Now, I have to conquer the next challenge… reaching TWO thousand. La Chaim, everyone.
Congrats, Spoofie. You must either have a lot of short posts, or spend near endless time posting online. Either way, I congratulate you for whatever you did to get there. I still got somewhere around another 400 until I make it to 1000. Have fun.
The Dr. Diddly 100% Guaranteed Way To Reach 1000: Have no life.
While I may not be as great and amazing as Coldfire (take it to the Pit, you putz :)), I still manage to sneak in a good chunk of posting time.
Anyway, if you guys want babes and drinks, find some other Post Count Part (maybe you can crash Coldfire’s when he reaches 4000). Here, I got nothing but Josta and TV, so SIT DOWN and ENJOY it!!
I just read a thread in ATMB started by Anthracite, asking why her post count went down. Tubadiva explained that it was because some system maintenance had been done, and because of that, some post counts may have gone down. Fearing the worst, I immediately sprang over here, only to see my post count down to 983!!!
AAAGH!!!
On the other hand, this lets me cross the Thousand-Post Mark twice… maybe next time, I’ll have more nudity.
