One of my friends sent this to me… I thought
the majority of you would appreciate it 
Heterosexual Questionnaire
-
What do you think caused your
heterosexuality? -
When and how did you first decide you
were a heterosexual? -
Is it possible your heterosexuality is
just a phase you may grow out of? -
Is it possible your heterosexuality stems
from a neurotic fear of others of the same
sex? -
If you’ve never slept with a person of
the same sex, is it possible that all you
need is a good gay/lesbian lover? -
To whom have you disclosed your
heterosexual tendencies? How did they
react? -
Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled
to seduce others into your lifestyle? -
Why do you insist on flaunting your
heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what
you are and keep it quiet? -
Would you want your children to be
heterosexual, knowing the problems they’d
face? -
A disproportionate majority of child
molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider
it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers? -
Even with all the societal support
marriage receives the divorce rate is
spiraling. Why are there so few stable
relationships among heterosexuals? -
Why do heterosexuals place so much
emphasis on sex? -
Considering the problem of
overpopulation, how could the human race
survive if everyone were heterosexual like
you? -
Could you trust a heterosexual therapist
to be objective? Don’t you fear s/he might
be inclined to influence you in the direction
of his/her own leanings? -
How can you become a stable person if
you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive,
heterosexuality, and fail to develop your
natural, healthy homosexual potential? -
There seem to be very few happy
heterosexuals. Techniques have been
developed which enable you to change if you
really want to. Have you considered trying
aversion therapy?
Did this open your eyes at all??
Please feel free to email me.
I’m not conceited, I’m convinced!
Dandmb50@aol.com
The only stupid question is the one YOU do not ask !!