One of my friends sent this to me… I thought
the majority of you would appreciate it
Heterosexual Questionnaire
What do you think caused your
heterosexuality?
When and how did you first decide you
were a heterosexual?
Is it possible your heterosexuality is
just a phase you may grow out of?
Is it possible your heterosexuality stems
from a neurotic fear of others of the same
sex?
If you’ve never slept with a person of
the same sex, is it possible that all you
need is a good gay/lesbian lover?
To whom have you disclosed your
heterosexual tendencies? How did they
react?
Why do you heterosexuals feel compelled
to seduce others into your lifestyle?
Why do you insist on flaunting your
heterosexuality? Can’t you just be what
you are and keep it quiet?
Would you want your children to be
heterosexual, knowing the problems they’d
face?
A disproportionate majority of child
molesters are heterosexuals. Do you consider
it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
Even with all the societal support
marriage receives the divorce rate is
spiraling. Why are there so few stable
relationships among heterosexuals?
Why do heterosexuals place so much
emphasis on sex?
Considering the problem of
overpopulation, how could the human race
survive if everyone were heterosexual like
you?
Could you trust a heterosexual therapist
to be objective? Don’t you fear s/he might
be inclined to influence you in the direction
of his/her own leanings?
How can you become a stable person if
you limit yourself to compulsive, exclusive,
heterosexuality, and fail to develop your
natural, healthy homosexual potential?
There seem to be very few happy
heterosexuals. Techniques have been
developed which enable you to change if you
really want to. Have you considered trying
aversion therapy?
Did this open your eyes at all??
Please feel free to email me.
I’m not conceited, I’m convinced! Dandmb50@aol.com
The only stupid question is the one YOU do not ask !!
I remember seeing this somewhere a few years ago. I think it’s so funny. I consider myself to be very open-minded, but I admit that when I read that I got a little hint of what kind of treatment homosexuals must get in their daily lives.
Ah, yes. I have something of a passing familiarity with that test. I love to watch people’s reactions after they’ve read the first few questions. Some laugh and shrug it off, some get outraged, but some keep reading with a thoughtful expression… Whoever came up with that test is a certified genius by my estimation.
Heck is where you go when you don’t believe in Gosh.
This is obviously a part of the homosexual agenda. We must stop the spread of it immediately. Won’t someone please think of the children?
BTW, thanks for opening my eyes to what you have to put up with when gay.
It’s not how you pick your nose, it’s where you put the boogers
The point is well taken, but I’ve seen the gag so many times before. Personally, I’ve never seen anyone ask the kinds of questions the list makes fun of without getting tore into.
If it makes you feel any better, straights sometimes do put up with inquiries just this silly. There are feminists who will insist that women who choose to be heterosexual do not have any choice at all. Straights are often told that their expressions of heterosexual desire are attempts to distract themselves from their own repressed homosexual desires. Both of these would sound pretty silly if they were turned around.
