I shared this one some time ago. And I think it is time to share it again.
Do your gay friends tease you about being hetero? Do they pressure to have gay sex, just once, to see if you can be ‘converted’?
Then perhaps you should take the Heterosexual Questionnaire.
One way or another, it will make you think (even if you thought you already supported gay rights).
…so the surgeon was not his mother, it was his other dad?
This kind of satire occurs in Hoops, where a group of bullies keeps teasing a basketball player about how he must really be straight, and so on.
What?
Here, read this dog one: http://www.burgy.50megs.com/dog.html The author’s frame of mind becomes clearer after that.
I’m not sure if this is serious, so please excuse my combination of sensible / silly responses.
No, my gay friends have never suggested I try anything. (I’m in the UK, so perhaps this sort of conversation happens less here.)
I would be interested if a lesbian friend offered to let me watch. 
Upvote.
That’s a very obscure reference, and I applaud you, Sir, or Ma’am.
I don’t have any friends.
I like it. And am reminded of Dave Foley’s bit about how some people say being gay is a choice, which means being straight is a choice, “because that’s how choices work”. Which means those people have chosen to be straight. And if you had to choose to be straight…then you’re actually gay.
Also:
If an individual has never tried broccoli, and another has tried it once, and both say “I do not like broccoli,” who has the more valid claim? In this essay, I’ll explain why it is more straight to fuck a dude in the ass once, than not at all.
from @scraftpunk on twitter (suspended account)
Both of these have appealing logic to them.
I don’t know. I remember I got positive enough responses when I posted this last time.
I know I haven’t changed and the link hasn’t changed. So what is different this time?
The world!
Over the years people with working brains have become more aware that sexuality isn’t a choice and come to realize that gays and lesbians aren’t freaky horny predators who only care about seducing straight people. Gay men aren’t shown as effeminate wimps anymore. Lesbians aren’t man haters with short hair and flannel shirts anymore. Gay couples are appearing more and more in media, like the cartoon “The Loud House” has a tween character with two dads and they are shown to be very loving of him and each other. I don’t know when you posted that link last time but society is (very) slowly changing toward acceptance, at least in this middle-aged straight woman’s opinion.
Especially on a board that is a liberal as this one, I would assume most members already get it. Maybe they think it’s pointless and outdated now. Maybe they’re a little offended because they think you think they don’t understand.
A friend of mine took this heterosexual questionnaire last time, and now he’s living on the island of Miquelon under the name Saunders. He’s dropped out of our MySpace group, but from studying the closed-captioning on his Shrinky-Dinks videos, we’re all pretty sure he’s gay.
That was pretty much my reaction to it.