Do you sometimes feel insecure in your heterosexuality? Do gay friends sometimes tease you about it? Do people wonder how you ever got that way?
Take the Heterosexual Questionnaire.
Here’s a larger-type version.
Do you sometimes feel insecure in your heterosexuality? Do gay friends sometimes tease you about it? Do people wonder how you ever got that way?
Take the Heterosexual Questionnaire.
Here’s a larger-type version.
OK, that would have been amusingly absurd, if it weren’t for the sad fact that so many people wouldn’t consider the analogous questionnaire absurd.
Fabulous!!!
Well, you would say that, with a name Enola Gay. But the questionnaire linked in the OP is making me doubt my heterosexuality – should I really leave my spouse after 35 years and try to find the right man for me?
I really do love the first question:
“1· What do you think caused your heterosexuality?”
Easy: Harrison Ford as Han Solo :):)
“2. When and how did you first decide you were a heterosexual?”
Summer of 1982. Summer camp.
With me it was Princess Leia in a metal bikini.
Fun whoosh quiz. I may just print it out and present it to some of my more homophobic/conservative friends
/Hetero here
//Gay brother, whom I love
///Gay cousin, Air Force all-star, who just came out after the end of DADT
Hmph. Those *Star Wars *movies are nothing but a bastion of heterosexuality. Somebody oughtta do something.