Clinton. Relevant experience, realistic policies, two things the others don’t have.
Is this Zoltan the Magnificent, or his nephew with the Communications degree? 'Cuz I kinda like that kid.
A FiveThirtyEight article mentioned Gary Johnson as a candidate, so I looked him up. He appears to have been very popular as Governor of New Mexico and was, at least once, an accepted member of the GOP.
I wouldn’t say that he’s my favorite candidate. I’m sure that if I could be bothered to go through the whole list and really acquaint myself with the platform of each of them, I’d probably find someone that I liked more. But the strike against all of them is gaining support from one of the two parties. Only Clinton has that now, so she’s the only one who could actually get something done as President.
But Johnson, if he could pitch himself to the GOP as the alternative to Trump…they just might back him.
If his name starts coming up in the news, you can bet that it’s because the party has decided to sneak around behind the scenes and go for an unorthodox strategy. I don’t expect that to happen. But he’s probably more electable than Trump is, and more likely to get along with the party, so it would probably be a wise choice on their part to get him out there for all the people who really don’t want a Bush/Clinton/Bush/Clinton Presidential chain.
How many of those candidates are running because God told them too?
Murder I can forgive, but he deserves the death penalty for that freaking computer-eating anti-virus system he invented.
God is the King of Trolls too, apparently.
I’m loving the descriptions. Someone had waaaay too much fun writing them.
That is some high quality snark right there. Kudos to whomever wrote all that.
Also - what the hell is Derrick Michael Reid wearing in his photo? Is he a member of F-Troop?
I’m going with Morrison Bonpasse on the Bring Back Extravagant Latter-Half-Of-The Nineteenth-Century Presidential Beards platform.