You know about the about the Republican and Democratic candidates, and you may even know that there’s a Libertarian Party out there, but they aren’t the only ones running for the top spot this year. Here is a full list of presidential candidates, and my question to you is: If you could choose someone from this political circus to become President of these United States, which one would you pick?
Might as well go out laughing.
Kahn!!
Lynn Sandra Kahn is a nice Centrist I could live with.
Eric Cavanaugh’s “manadatory expungement” policy appeals to me strongly, but the “100% porn tax” is a deal-breaker.
I haven’t looked, but are Kang or Kodos on the list?
What does that even mean?
Actually, they’re all Kang or Kodos under one human-flesh-simulacrum or another.
Well, you can’t fairly expect him to remember, he was pretty young then!
Well, Michael Bickelmeyer wants to shoot bad guys using satellite-based death rays. That’s pretty close.
When your campaign biography opens with "John McAfee has a questionable legal past marked by a murder investigation" you’re probably looking at an uphill battle for the Presidency.
2016 Independent Presidential Candidate
Shawna Sterling
Say what?
Those are born zygotes as opposed to born-again zygotes.
I’ve got to go with Jack Fellure.
The King James Bible is his platform, and he shares Jesus’ love of guns. He’s going to make homosexuality illegal! Ban alcohol! My goodness why didn’t the Republicans nominate him?
Why is Trump all the way at the bottom?
It looks like all the other candidates are pissing on his face…!
I declare shenanigans and demand the immediate firing of Megyn Kelly.
Just… Because…
Zoltan/Fellure in 2016.
Cyborg Jesus for the win!
Funny, when I opened it up, Hillary was dead last on the list.
I think I’ve got to go with President The Real Grandmaster Jay:
I wish Deez Nuts were still in the running, though…
Hillary Clinton. But if I can be guaranteed of a Democratic Congress, then Bernie Sanders
I just opened it up again and they are all shuffled around again.
:smack:
It opens to ‘Random Order’ and if you refresh the screen they all move around.
(Politicians: Slippery little suckers…)
Trumps face is angled upward though… 
We are the Zoltan, you will be assimilated, resistance is futile.
This is where the Borg start…l
Michael Steinberg seems to be a sane, sensible Democrat. Why is he running for President instead of Congress? The St. Pete seat is available, even if Charlie Crist is running, and he seems ready for it.
Terry Wheelock looks pretty good, other than the birtherism. Morrison Bonpasse seems to have his head on straight.