The trash collecter episode.
When the bunny gets pushed up through the ground.
My favorite episode, top to bottom, is the one where Lisa gets braces and Homer becomes head of the union. Classic, start to finish.
Oooh, good one Davidson, I loved that episode
You forgot the bit at the end though:
"Dedicated to the steelworkers of America. Keep reaching for that rainbow."
Two more good bits from Homer’s Phobia (this was my favorite episode by far):
Marge: I’m very sorry you feel that way, because John invited us all out for a drive today, and we’re going.
Homer: Woah-ho-ho, not me! And not because John’s gay, but because he’s a sneak. He should at least have the good taste to mince around and let everyone know that he’s… that way.
Marge: What on Earth are you talking about?
Homer: You know me, Marge. I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals fa-laming.
Homer watches TV and then Bart strolls by him in a Hawaiian shirt.
Homer: Baart! Where’d you get that shirt?
Bart: I dunno. Came out of the closet.
Homer: Uhhh… huh.
(thanks to monkeylucifer for the link to the archive!)
Homer Vs. the Eighteenth Amendment has some of my favorite quotes
Homer: “To alcohol! The cause of- and solution to- all of life’s problems!”
Homer the Great is also a very good episode.
Homer: And by the Sacred Parchment, I swear that if I reveal the secrets of The Stonecutters, may my stomach become bloated and my head be plucked of all but three hairs.
Moe: Um… I think he should have to take a different oath.
Round Springfield was another good episode
Lisa: That was for you, Bleeding Gums. (The clouds in the sky gather and form the head of Bleading Gums Murphy)
Bleeding Gums: You’ve made an old jazzman happy, Liza.(Mufasa from The Lion King forms in the cloud, behind Bleeding Gums.)
Mufasa: You must avenge my death, Kimba…dah, I mean, Simbas!(Darth Vader appears in the cloud, behind Mufasa and Bleeding Gums.)
Darth Vader" Luke, I am your father.(James Earl Jones forms beside the other three.)
James Earl Jones: This is CNN.
Bleeding Gums: Will you guys pipe down? I’m saying goodbye to Lisa.
Mufasa/Vader/Jones: We’re sorry.
But Bart Vs. Australia has got to be one of my favorite episodes (with the exception of Sherry Boppins)
Lisa: I’m impressed you were able to write so legibly on your own butt.
Australian Guy: You call that a knife. This is a knife.
Bart: Not it’s not. It’s a spoon.
Australian Guy: I see you’ve played knifey spoony before.
The point where the Homer makes fun of the marine for not being able to talk or move (like the Queen’s guards) and the marine punches him has me ROFL everytime. Same with the two soliders taking down the flag and then eating it when they flee the embassy.
Two of my favorite moments…(Not the most though…I’d have to think about that for a lot longer)
One was the Mr. Sparkle commercial. That was downright hilarious.
“This is no place for loafers! Join me or die! Could you do any less?”
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Ned, when his house is destroyed by the hurricane and after the house all his neighbors built collapsed:
"Now calllllllm down, Neddly diddly diddly diddly diddly…They did their best, shoddily iddily iddily diddily…Gotta be NICE, hositility ittily ittily bittaly, ah HELL diddly ding dong CRAP! Can’t you morons do anything right?!
Forgive me if it has already been mentioned, I couldn’t read them all. Anyway:
Homer has taken over Smithers’ job for a some time while Smithers is vactioning at some Gay Island Resort.
Mr. Burns is at his desk with Homer to the side. Homer reads Mr. Burns his telephone messages for the day:
Homer: (Sifting through post-its one by one) Your car is parked in a no-parking zone. (Next post-it) You have 1 hour to move your car. (Next) You have 30 minutes to move your car. (Next) Your car has been towed and crushed into a cube. (Next) You now have 30 minutes to move your cube.
(Phone rings)
Homer: (Picking up phone) Hello?
Mr. Burns: (Innocently) Is it about my cube?
the timing was so perfect on that one, you gotta love it. Sorry if it wasn’t worded perfectly, but I’m sure any Simpson’s enthusiast would remember this one!
Click here:
http://us.imdb.com/Quotes?0096697
for a wealth of good ones. My fave, absolutely the best:
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t show up tomorrow don’t bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!
Mr. Burns: WHEN PIGS FLY! That whole scene was set up so well.
Lisa gives Homer and Bart leperosy (sp?) by painting green oatmeal onto their skin.
FFWD to scene where Lisa tells them the disease is fake and they can stop their needling treatments.
Lisa: Dad, the disease is fake.
Bart: We know.
Homer: I figured it out after I ate one of my chest scabs.
One that I forgot.
Homer is talking to Lenny and Carl in the episode where they split the town into two area codes (the one with The Who).
Homer:Maaaaan, I already have enough stuff to remember without having to memorize three new numbers.
Lenny: Homer, you know they taught monkeys to memorize ten digits before.
Homer pauses in the middle of his next line and looks at his hand where he has written “Lenny=white Carl=black”
Funny as hell…
Although hell probably isn’t that funny
My favorite moments…
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Homer is being swept out to sea by a rip current and calls to Maggie on shore, “Maggie! Call Aquaman!”
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The Homer DUI episode.
Wiggum (in giant beer stein suit to Barney): “Think you can get this car home?”
Obviously drunk Barney: “Sure thing, Mr. Giant Beer.”
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Comic Store Guy: “Worst episode ever…”
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Ranier Wolfcastle: “My eyes…The goggles do nothing!”
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“Let’s play the waiting game.”
“Aww, the waiting game sucks. Let’s play Hungry Hungry Hippos.”
- Barney: “Just what kind of a pathetic drunk do you think I am? Hey - someone spilled beer in this ashtray!”
Another funny one from “Bart vs. Australia” (I’m paraphrasing here)
After Homer is told the US Embassy is technically part of the United States:
Homer: Look kids. I’m in Australia. Now I’m in America. Now I’m in Australia. Now I’m in America. Australia, America. Australia, America.
(Marine punches Homer)
Marine: Here in America, we don’t tolerate that kind of crap, sir!
And another one, Bart and Lisa on the water thing that let to the trip in the first place:
Bart: So, say, in Argentina or Rand McNally, the water goes the other way?
Lisa (sarcastically): Yes. And in Rand McNally, dogs take people for walks and hamburgers eat people.
Bart believes her, of course.
And one that was on last night, Marge preparing Bart for a history test:
Marge: Who was George Washington Carver?
Bart: The guy who carved up George Washington?
Homer: Really? Wow!
“Look at them all, through the darkness I’m bringing. They’re not sad at all. They’re actually singing! They sing without juicers. They sing without blenders. They sing without flunjers, capdabblers and smendlers!”
I belive this is the quote you were talking about. It’s one of my favorites, too.
From,
Anake