“NOthing but Trouble” was “Nothing but KaKa”
Ooh, Nothing But Trouble! Great choice. Truly rotten movie.
I didn’t mind Vanilla Sky, but I actually liked the twist ending. I guess I dug it because it came from completely out of nowhere, and pissed off all the people who were expecting a typical bland Tom Cruise drama.
I loved The Long Kiss Goodnight. Great over-the-top “guilty pleasure” action movie.
And Bulletproof Monk wasn’t good, this is true, but I still had a lot of fun making fun of the cliche-ridden dialogue and recycled comic book plot. I’ll take a mediocre Chow Yun Fat action comedy over 90% of most “decent” mainstream movies any day.
Worst ever; Navy Seals, Robinhood Men In Tights, Eraser, Spaceballs and that goddamned piece of crap with Sean Connery as the voice of a talking dragon. I was at a theater that seved pizza and beer and I walked out .
Wow, I can’t believe no one has mentioned the Madonna and Britney Spears crapvehicles Swept Away and Crossroads. Of course, this is probably because no one wants to admit to actually watching this drivel. But I’m man enought to admit it! 
Anyway, I’d rather blow my brains out than watch either one of these movies again. While I quite enjoyed the first half of Cube, the ending pissed me off to no end. No explanation as to who was behind it all or why they were all chosen to be placed in this cube. And the only person who survives is the annoying retard? Whatever. For those who have seen Kids is it really that disturbing or is it actually worth seeing?
Robocop. You know when movie’s are so bad their good? Well this went past that and into the realm of painful. My stomach actually hurt from watching it! Just something about the fact that I’m supposed to feel anything for all these characters… shudder
My vote for worst movies:
ANYTHING made by those two hacks (Golan and Globus) of the “Cannon Group”: such gems as :
-SURF NAZIS MUST DIE
-CHUCK NORRIS ficks
and finally (not a G&G piece of crap):
Tom Loughlans’s “BILLY JACK”
Absolute garbage!
May I suggest that you take the following steps:
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Watch the damn film. Worth explains who built the Cube - him, among others - and why people were put into it.
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Smash your skull against a wall until you’re as retarded as the handicapped people you despise so. Then you can stop bothering us.
YMMV, but I would not watch Kids again if my dick grew one inch for every minute it played.
Conair. What a steam load that was. A walk in the clouds and Austin Powers
Wait let me correct that Conair was a STEAMING load. Not a steam load. sorry
I am surprised nobody mentioned Independence Day. If it was supposed to be a parody I totally missed it.
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Whoa there, Evil Death. I never said I despised the mentally challenged or handicapped. I’m sorry if I gave that impression or offended anyone. My comment was in sole reference to the character in Cube. The character in the movie just got on my nerves.
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There is conjecture as to who built the Cube and why but no definitive answer. That is what bothered me.
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Stop jumping to conclusions.
Worth’s answer certainly sounds reasonable enough to me.
However, not giving the viewer any more information than the characters would have is a very common technique to draw the viewer in to the plot and get them to empathise with the characters. Nor was it done incompetently in Cube. The flaw is in you, not in the film; it’s your need to know everything that took away much of the enjoyment for you.
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Didn’t jump - you pushed me.
I can watch almost anything, from the dismally unfunny (to me) Look who’s talking too and Up In Smoke, to John Boorman’s woeful Excalibur (a film in which it seems they forgot to hire any writers or lighting, since it takes place in incoherently-plotted darkness), or utterly inept British actioners like Hardware, not to mention the oeuvre of Ed Wood.
But the only 2 films I can think of that I have been completely unable to watch, even if I paused the video to draw breath or left the room for 5 minutes are Glitter, which my little sister repeatedly tried to make me watch (I’ve survived her Grease 2 fetish, so this is far worse) and Sleepless in Seattle (I tried 2 or 3 times on this because I really liked When Harry Met Sally and generally enjoy rom-coms, but it was just too sickly and contrived and stupid).
I have to agree that a lot of the films mentioned here are purely out of ‘it was reviewed well and I hated it, therefore it must really really suck.’ However much you hate Titanic, calling it the worst movie ever made means you’ve either only seen 5 movies, or you are ignorant. Can you honestly, with a straight face, say that movies such as Kazaam or Barb Wire were better acted and produced than Titanic?
Anyway, going to recent films: I nominate Critical Mass. I was unfortunate enough to see the last half of this in a public viewing room, and was amazed at just how pathetic a movie could become. It tries to be serious about the scenes, but it so completely rediculous, with such horrible cardboard acting, that I almost couldn’t believe was I was seeing. I don’t think it’s likely the worst movie ever, but it’s the worst movie I’ve seen any part of in the last several years.
Hey!! That was a fun film!
Lemmy, a trippy fractal zoom, a killer-robot-drill-dick, spray-painting a metal skull while Ministry plays, that peeping tom’s freaky “And weee allll walk the widdily waddly waalk!” song, and Dylan McDermott doing his “Mad Max” impersonation?
All with Iggy Pop as “Angry Bob” as the radio DJ?
I just wish the X rated version was available around here…
Well, this isn’t the worst movie ever. Not even the worst movie I’ve seen myself. But it is the movie I hate above all other movies.
Blast from the Past
ugh… The Matrix. I know everyone’s gonna hate me for that, but I fell asleep during the first one and woke up later to re-watch it. I realized I hadn’t missed anything.
Hollywood Homicide
Some movies are flawed or bad, and I’ve still managed to enjoy them, but that one was so utterly humorless that I was annoyed it had stolen 2 hours of my life.
I want to point out that although this is a recent release, I am a 29-year old adult, and have really have seen lots of movies and it still stands out there as one of the most truly horrible films I have ever seen. Even The Blair Witch Project, for example, had an interesting 30 seconds of footage at the end which almost redeemed it for me, and live action cartoons like Showgirls have entertained me in the past, but Hollywood Homicide failed to meet even my incredibly low standards for bland cop-buddy-type comedies. It’s like they didn’t even try to put jokes in the movie, and seeing as there was only one suspect in the titular homicide, there was no point in watching the movie at all.
I just hate it so much…
I just love using the word ‘titular’
I’m a bit surprised nobody’s mentioned:
Xanadu
Star Trek V