Wow. Maybe someone at Paramount reads our threds afterall.
Good linky thingy, [v]Biba[/v]
Ok, no more drinking and posting!
Really. This time I mean it.
My quadruple post doesn’t embarass me quite as much now. Thanks, NoClueBoy. 
AesirclueboyKn*icknooners: Viral contaminants that attach themselves only to starships and feed slowly on the hull plating.
planttarscarnivtarkasorous: A dinosaur afflicted with plantar warts.
[homer]Mmmmmm… Hull plating[/homer]
So my first thought on reading the “How to Fix Trek” thing in viva’s link was, “Oh, so make it like Firefly, then?” Good advice, I’d say.
NCB: Friends don’t let friends drink and post. So I guess we should stop you from doing that in future. 'Cept, it’s so darn funny!
Well, that’s what I get for falling asleep on the keyboard.
re: the Viva link,
Yeah, just hire all of us. At least as consultants, if not writers.
I’ve always wondered why producers don’t listen more to fan and critical feedback. Pride? An agenda? Too complicated?
Would the producers let it be known that they were receiving thousands of angry letters? Are they receiving said letters, or emails, or faxes? How can we ever know?
And if they are getting them, are they reading them?
Where are the answers?
What is the meaning of it all?
Why am I doing this?
Huh?
Eh?
?
It’s not that they’re receiving angry letters. It’s that they’re losing bored viewers. According to that TV Guide article, the audience for Enterprise is a fraction of the size of that for Next Gen.
Of course, the audience for Firefly was a fraction of that for Enterprise, so make of it what you will. 
Those suck. No Porthos, Panda, Naked Hoshi*, or even Romulans. Hmph.
*Got to start usin’ the in-jokes
Very good, Aes!
For your next assignment, bring the names of the two crew members who were to be married by Kirk in the prologue for the show about Romulans where we first see them. You should already know the name of the episode.
Hint: the girl was in another episode, too. One with a giant rabbit.
Anyone got any good Trek/Sci-fi trivia game sites? Mine are starting to repeat themselves.
:dubious:
To easy.
According to my book of episode adaptations by James Blish, they were Specialist (Phaser) Robert Tomlinson and Spec. 2nd Cl. (Phaser) Angela Martine.
Okay, then. When Charlie X changed the deck of cards into pics of Yeoman Janice Rand… for what purpose were the photos originally intended?
(It’s in a Trek book.)
For some guy at the Spatial Singularity Sperm Donation Center?
–vivalosinginhibitions
Blackmail?
Publicity shots for network promotions.
I knew that.
Please give us more to get us through the rerun spell.
Actually, I’ll start a new thread for it, so other’s know what’s going on. (Good idea, Viva & Aes)
But, not tonight. My monkey wants his feet rubbed. So, I’ll leave you two to fill out the evening with the other side of the planet Dopers.
Banana Snow Shoes!*
*buenos noches
“Auf Wiederschein(sp?)” = “My feet are the same” (so says my dad)
Hasta la bye bye = hasta la vista (so says my brother)
“Abyssinia” = “I’ll be seein’ ya” (so says my mom)
They don’t do well in anything beyond basic English.
Our feet are stained.