Allegedly hot chicks/studs whose appeal escapes you

Me, three. Because of the little extra weight.

Put me down for another turned completely off by Michele Obama. They cut her too much slack, but I guess knocking the first lady doesn’t make a lot of sense. She’s not just unattractive… she’s butt-ugly. That lower jaw and underbite combined with her caboose and general angry vibe I get from her all works as a package of bad for me.

As far as an insect goes, Tilda Swinton really has turned into an alien/praying mantis sort of thing. That woman was beyond strange looking in Michael Clayton.

And for the record, if I could have meaningless sex with SJP, (and could do it so I didn’t EVER see her face) I’d give her a go. She does have a rocking bod. But if I woke up and she was lying next to me, I’d be afraid I was in a “Crying Game” scene.

Sarah Palin, as much as it pains many to admit, is a good looking woman, especially for a politician. Hillary was never attractive, even in her Yale days, and Cindy McCain, who looks pretty good for her age, seems to have had a lot of work.

On the positive, I adore Paris Hilton. She oozes sexuality to me. I don’t know what it is, but her body is fantastic (and real), the legs, the eyes, the everything. Oh, and the thinner Jennifer Love Hewitt is cute too.

I never understood why Janine Garafallo went so far out of her way to be unattractive. I always thought she was pretty, but she always dresses like a slob, and seems completely uninterested in her appearance. I haven’t seen the tattoos. That would be the final nail in her coffin for me.

And is it just me, or has Russell Crowe become a chubby bubby lately? I just saw his latest film, and he’s kinda… fat. No gladiator anymore.

(I’m going to hell for this superficial judgement.)

Yes, I hate Michelle’s eyebrows, especially when she lets a little anger show. And Sarah Palin? I have trouble getting passed her white-trashiness.

I don’t see the appeal of Patrick Dempsey. Never have. And getting worse as he gets older.

I never argued that she was. And I argued earlier in the thread that I frequently find conventionally attractive people extraordinarily uninteresting, completely bland, entirely lacking in appeal.

Why wait so long…here jessica…got nice pizza for you…