I saw a scene where a guy is on a beach of a river. A giant alligator leaps into the water and heads straight for him. Rain is falling, and mortars are exploding on the far shore. The alligator’s mouth opens and machine gun fire comes out of it. As the 'gator reaches the shore a guy in assault gear crawls out of its mouth. (The ‘alligator’ is a machine.)
Did I really see that on a clip on TV? Or was it a dream I had last night? I think it was the latter.
Let’s hope it was a movie. Nobody should have “B” Dreams.
The more I think about it, the more I think it was a dream.
You should fire your writer.
Well, James Bond was in a fake gator once.
Looks like somebody needs to put in a few more hours studyin’ the old chart.
That wasn’t “Octopussy” was it?
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My guess would have been Live and Let Die… if it was Octopussy then it should have been a ‘Crocodile’.
It was Octopussy, but I wasn’t checking the species of plastic reptile. 
No more pepperoni-and-jalapeno pizza before bedtime! If I had dreams like that, I’d be afraid to go to sleep. It does sound like a really bad B movie.
Coming soon to a theater near you:
The Trojan Alligator
