Alligator horse, Alligator horse,
It is a type of hybrid, a cross-over of sorts
It trys to swim and drowns, a cause for much remorse.
'Cause when’s the next time you will see an alligator horse?
Alligator cheese, alligator cheese,
Don’t know how they make it, don’t tell me please!
You can’t make me eat it, I think I’m gonna sneeze,
Maybe I’ll barf up some alligator cheese.
Alligator cat, alligator cat,
If your thinking of getting one, let me tell you that–
you’ll need a giant litterbox to accomodate it’s scat.
But the landlord wouldn’t dare complain. Alligator cat.
Alligator candy, alligator candy,
Tastier than tootsie they are pretty handy
Take away my ciggies, take away my brandy
But please don’t lick my alligator candy
Alligator remote, alligator remote
Who gets to use it? We should take a vote
Try to take it from me, I’ll shove it down your throat
Keep your darn hands off my alligator remote!
Alligator school, alligator school,
Better not goof off there, better break no rule.
'Cause the teachers grab ya 'n toss ya in the pool,
Then they ring the dinner bell. Alligator school.
Ugh…this is about biology class tomorrow:
Alligator test, alligator test
Even though I’m stupid, I’ll still try my best
No A’s, or B’s, or C’s, I’ll fail just like the rest
So please don’t make me take the alligator test
And after Tuesday’s history test:
Alligator A, alligator A
I thought it was so easy, what else is there to say
I know I’ll pass this course, I know that I just may
All thanks to the alligator A
Alligator beans, alligator beans,
If you eat too many then you won’t fit in your jeans.
Your teeth with grow much longer. Your hair will lose its sheen.
All because you ate too many alligator beans.
Alligator moron, alligator moron,
Hard to get by with the intelligence of boron
Nothing that can save you, though that’s what you implore on
Just another day as an alligator moron.
Alligator dude, alligator dude
Whenever you are near me, I am no prude
Tickle my tortilla chips and do your act real crude
Doncha croc ladies touch my alligator dude!
Alligator phone, alligator phone,
If you call me with no answer, assume that I’m not home.
That or I’m telling you to leave me the hell alone
Or I will start unplugging my alligator phone.
Alligator Dadaist, Alligator Dadaist
The girl in the pink sweater
She is so sweet…and tall
And a Blue toad is making fun of the scrunchy-nosed man
Alligator jelly, alligator jelly.
Tastes pretty good but it’s awful smelly.
Put it on some toast,rub it on your belly,
You can buy it by the case at your Cajun deli.
Alligator feet, alligator feet
What is that rancid, funky odor you excrete?
Did you step in crap when strolling down the street?
Please run away, putrid alligator feet!
Warning - kind of disgusting poem ahead
Alligator Poo, Alligator Poo
When it shoots right out your arse what you gonna do?
It’s all green and spiky and cuts right into you.
Please, Please take away my Alligator poo.
Alligator joe, alligator joe,
How I’d work without it I don’t ever want to know.
Give away my cubicle, give away my window,
But don’t give away my alligator joe.
(Seriously.)
Alligator boots, alligator boots,
They look so good with my flashy [url="http://www.jimmccrary.com/pages/page1/pages/gram1.htm"Nudie suit
Pointy toes and high heels, gosh these sure are cute
So don’t take away my alligator boots
Alligator boots, alligator boots,
They look so good with my flashy Nudie suit
Pointy toes and high heels, gosh these sure are cute
So don’t take away my alligator boots
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Alligator porn, alligator porn -
Stayin’ up all night to watch, until the early morn
The guy you’re with said “Swallow it” - and now he looks forlorn.
Didn’t think he’d lose his tool for alligator porn.