Alligator book, Alligator book
I really didn’t steal it, so please don’t say that I’m a crook.
If you want to find me, I’ll be snuggled in a nook,
Paging thru and reading my new Alligator book.
Ok - where can I find a clip of the song to see if the tune in my head is anywhere near the real thing.
[dangit - can’t get this thing out of my head!]
Alligator soup, alligator soup
Smells so very spicy, nearly threw me for a loop
I was feeling constipated, now I really gotta… ooop!
Please take away that alligator soup!
Alligator scarf, Alligator scarf
you tickle my chin, you make me want to laugh
But the smell of dead 'gator makes me want to barf
Please take away my alligator scarf
Politzania, it’s not a song, just a poem. Go to the first post and there’s a link to the whole thing.
Alligator feast, alligator feast
Impatiently I drum my fingers, while they carve the horrid beast!
A vegetarian on Thanksgiving doesn’t mind in the least
When they pass the cranberry jello during Alligator Feast.
Alligator weed, alligator weed
Cheaper than Prozac, it’s what I need
I’m wrapped so tight my fingernails bleed
I wanna mellow out with some alligator weed!