Enough with this lurking. I paid my money and I’m ready to take my chances.
I can’t tell tell you very much about me because, frankly, I don’t know me very well.
So, who’s up for pinochle?
Never mind the card games, how do you feel about…squid?
What’s a wooden puppet got to do with anything?
Mmmmm. Squid.
Seriously though, I know how you feel. I just recently got off my lurking butt and started posting too.
I’ve never played pinochle, but I play Hearts on my PDA all of the time (I’m not very good…) I also used to play hand and foot all of the time, in addition to my poker habit…
Welcome, Kozmo416 and ishmael69!
Don’t worry about the rumours.
There are no squid.
Or goats, either.
It’s just a harmless welcomong buffet.
The seafood is healthy.
None of us remember anything bad happening when we joined.
You can stop anytime you want.
You are Perfectly Safe.
Oooh, lurking.
http://redwing.hutman.net/~mreed/warriorshtm/lurker.htm
Oh course, you two don’t seem the hostile type, nor is this forum hostile. But if this was a hostile forum, then there we would have it. 
Welcome! Enjoy your stay! Don’t step on the cats. Would you care for a margarita?
Yes, perfectly safe.
Pay no attention to those people over there, they won’t hurt you. Just look over here at the pretty colors. That’s right, just look at the pretty colors.
Pretty colors.
Pretty colors.
Get ‘em!
All kidding aside, welcome to the boards. Hang around, it’s a good place.
If only I could find a way to have one emailed to me…