And it only took about 3 years to get $14 out of this cheap son of a scotsman. Absolutely nobody knows me and nobody cares that I’m here but I’ve paid my money so you’re never getting rid of me now 
So gimmee free stuff plz
Welcome to the membership…
wait.
Well, you beat me to it anyways 
No true Scotsman would pay $14 for membership to an internet messageboard.
He’s only half-scot… do we have a kilt for the squid? If not, I think Mom still may have my last one from school lurking in a closet.
Welcome, Jeff! Have some pie.
You aren’t my old roommate from university, are you? If so, there’s something we need to talk about. It’s in Room 3.
I imagined the “May God have mercy on my soul” spoken with a heavy Scottish accent. Sounded fun. 
As a three year lurker, you know what you’re getting into, so enjoy posting !
No true Scotsman would be named Jeff either. They’re all named Angus and Colin and Donal and such.
I’m part-Scottish, so you will get no ‘free stuff’ from me.
Would you like a stereotype instead?
Hello Jeff. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay!
Welcome out of lurking.
Seems weird to welcome someone that use to post.
The Free Pickles are in another thread. More freebies here.
Enjoy the stay. Watch out for room 3.
Jim
Seems equally weird to be back! You people are, after all, freaks. Nice freaks, though. But freaks nonetheless
Jeff, eh? I might know you. Are you my brother?
So, did anyone scare up that giant squid? I know we caught one recently, but that squid’s gonna be ornery.
‘Ornery’. What a quaint way to describe the reality of Mariah when she is disturbed. And being on a first-name basis doesn’t make it any easier to deal with.
twitch
Eep. Sorry but would you believe my pantaloons are full of eels?
Winston, I’m somebody’s brother. I could be yours too; make me an offer and we’ll talk. My rates are reasonable.
He may or may not be a true Scotsman. Best way to tell is to look under his kilt.
If he’s got a quarter pounder, at least we know he’s a Mcdonald.
Hey Jeff, where’s Pink Lady? 
Poor Bastard!
There but for the Grace of God…
Oh, wait! :eek:
Welcome, Jeff. The initiation ceremony begins in an hour. Here are your complimentary band-aids and moist panties.
Good luck.
Poor bastard.
:eek:
I remember that show.
I remember liking that show.
I was in high school and obsessed with things Japanese (and one Japanese girl in particular, who was, shall we say, unimpressed).
I was insane.