Then listen up, she-dork. The gratuitous insults are brilliant and all (“dork”? Twice?) but they’re really not appropriate for this forum, as you should know.
They’re really not appropriate for any forum, even the Pit. Not that I’d expect you to have the nerve to actually set foot there, but if you’d like to continue calling me a dork, or you care to further muse about what my hormone levels would be in your little world, I recommend you do it there or nowhere at all.
Fenris, do you realy think ‘The Cat And I’ and ‘you da man’ could actually understand Heart of Darkness? I mean it’s full of all those ‘word’ things they they have such obvious trouble comprehending.
No. You “da” sad loser with nothing better to do with your time than spam a messageboard, honeybunny. Please, lay off the crack, willya? Oh, and while you’re at it, please pull your head out of your ass, learn to form a coherent sentence in English, and find a screen name that doesn’t show off your slavish devotion to a puerile and ill-formed perception of popular culture.
“you da man?” Christ, what’s your next alias, “Whassup?” Or maybe “Whoomp, There It Is?” Hey maybve you can get really creative and call yourself “Where’s the Beef?”
To follow up on Fenris’ suggestion, I recommend that the OP guys view the film ARMY OF DORKNESS, read the chilling Barbara Vine novel A DORK ADAPTED EYE, and listen to several recordings of the marvelous improvisations of the Grateful Dead on “Dork Star.”
Tengu, I’m disappointed in you. Didn’t you know that Heart of Dorkness was Conrad’s soul-stirring sequel to Heart of Darkness? It turns out that Kurtz didn’t die, but instead went through a strange transformation. Awakened at the dawn of the computer age in the '50s as a cyber-vampyre, Kurtz sucks the bytes out of early computers. Wonder where the chads went in early UNIVAC punch-cards? Now you know. Marlow, the narrator is back and this time, he’s MAD. He’s a cyber-vampyre hunter. A kung-fu smackdown concludes this intense novella.
Hell, I’m confused. I spent the first 6 posts thinking that You da man didn’t realize Alpha was the Pit Mod, until I realized he had incorrectly quoted Alphagene’s reply. Now my head hurts, and I cannot possibly respect Da Man as a poster ever again. Dude, if you’re going to quote, click on the VB Code link at the bottom of your screen and do it right, okay?
I heartily recommend reading The Dork Side of the Light Chasers: Reclaiming Your Power, Creativity, Brilliance and Dreams by Debbie Ford. It’s my mom’s favorite book and comes highly lauded.
Not to point fingers or anything, but you are obviously stealing Alphagene’s light. Give it back, dorkboy.
THERE’S A VB CODE LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN?!?!? How long has that been there? Sheesh, nobody tells me anything.(Yes, I fully intend to blame everyone else for my overlooking the obvious for, let’s see, 7 months now.)
