Gwaaaaaaaaaah.
Oh, the irony…
::Sigh::
Now we know why I rarely flame…I always manage to bobble the ball.
::Ponders pretending he was asleep:: Nah…
::Ponders pretending he thought Fenris had typod:: Nah…Missing a pun because I missed the 1-letter difference is less embarrassing than missing it just because it didn’t click.
Oy…
Aaahh…don’t feel bad, happens to the best of us. And if you think these puns are bad, wait’ll wring gets here. She’s the current SDMB reigning Pun-dit. (Although I may challenge her to a rematch in a few weeks.
Anyway, I recommend you just lay back, take a break from puns and read Ray Bradbury’s masterpiece: Dork Carnival.
Fenris
Hmm, when I first read the OP’s posts I thought they made perfect sense. Now I can understand why some people have called my posts incomprehensible:D
Don’t worry, my friend. I didn’t notice it until January, and that was only after a friend pointed out the one for Smilies (I was confined to 
for ten long months. Now I can roll my eyes and laugh, too. The new and improved Nacho Figurine will be coming to stores near you shortly.)
Ike - Maybe Alpha is stealing You Da Dork’s light. Maybe you’re stealing mine. 
This is why my mom reads self-help books and I stew in self-recrimination and hatred, topped with a light, zesty cheese sauce.
I’m guessing he prefers dork beer.
Oh, c’mon, people, even though the OP obviously lacks any semblance of sentient intelligence or creativity whatsoever, at the VERY least the OP is punctual. Look at the schedule… we’re right on time for a Mod-bashing thread.
'Course, the OP is still a jackass.
It’s getting pretty dork in here.
::lights a candle::
OK, I hate to call the OP a liar [that’s code for: the OP is either dumb or a liar or a big dumb liar], but as a girl that has lived with Alphagene, I have to say he can not only take being called a dork by a girl, he can handle far worse. He can take being called a girl by a dork, even. You can let loose on Alphagene, and he’s still going to make you [you, meaning the OP or the Cat and I or their caretakers or whatever] look like the dillhole you are.
Sucks, huh? Next time, try operating a brain cell or two. Not ONLY might you make some sense, you might remember to wipe the drool from your chin.
Thanks, sweetcheeks. If it’s that important for you to waste everyone’s time, why don’t you just try telemarketing?
Too much time in front of the TV watching re-runs of “Dork & Mindy”? Get a grip dude.
-hashiriya-
The bourbon’s on me if I can have that line as a sig VB.
The problem with getting to the board in the mid-morning is that you miss these threads when they’re fresh and ready for reply.
Sigh. Always dorkiest before the dawn.
I’ve always thought of Alphgene as tall, dork and handsome, my self.
(hi Fenris looking forward to a rematch - my son, however thinks I need a new hobby)
Um?
“Dillhole”?
I have these horrible visions of pickles and…
No.
I can’t say it. I’m ashamed to have even thought it.
Licensed by Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Dorks[sup]R[/sup], only 4 easy payments of $39.95 each!
[sub]hee[/sub]
You had planned to say something clever? Do let us know if you get around to it, dorkwad.
[sub][sup](Hey! Alpha’s no dork. He’s a hottie! :D)[/sub][/sup]
"Do you find it amuthing to know that I have a fwiend named Bigguth Dorkuth?
He hasth a wife you know…"
you da man
the OTHER dork meat.
Whoa. I don’t think I’ve read any posts by Valerieblaise previously, but that telemarketer quip made my morning. 
Thank you!
Also, to show off my newbieskillz 
I bet yer mom and mine hang out in the same self-help e-groups.
That’d be Impedimentia Budorks, right?
I still want to know what happened to bj0rn.