Alphagene, Prepare to Be Anti-Ranted!

Okay, the Pit is where people can go to rant and be obnoxious, right? Lately, two of my favorite people, Navigator and Smooth Operator, have embedded nice, dinner invitation threads in the Pit. Which has bugged Alphagene no end.

So here’s my logic. If the Pit is where one can be obnoxious, and if Alphagene finds niceness in the Pit to be obnoxious, then let’s do a thread where we compliment Alphagene!

To get it started:

I think Alphagene is an exceptionally good moderator, evenhanded and acting wisely and without rancor, carefully evaluating the stuff that gets thrown in here and treating the posters who dump here with decency and respect.

Your turn. Tell him something nice. :wink:

He’s from Yonkahs. Nothing shabby about that!!

Alpha has fine taste in baseball teams…


Yer pal,
Satan

*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, three weeks, one day, 13 hours, 38 minutes and 23 seconds.
8222 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,027.84.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 13 hours, 10 minutes.

David B used me as a cite!*

Alfie is the Best!!!
The best what, you may ask…

Alpha is the creme de la creme. The consumate moderator that other moderators should be modeled upon.

Alphagene, jens will be in town tomorrow and Wednesday night. The Polycarps and I thought we would have dinner with him at least one of those nights. I can not give you very definite plans yet since I haven’t heard from jens, but would you be interested in participating in this. I emailed you and gave you my work phone number. Please let me know asap. Thanks.

Any other local doper that would like to attend is also welcome. Please contact me at my email address.

NOTHING to see here…move along.
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AlphaGene knows how to shut up when he’s being backed into a corner in a thread.

Well, I hardly think that was complimentary, Mont.
Alphagene is hot. If I weren’t straight he’d be at the top of my list.

Uke: You’re here too?!?

Also, your e-mail addy is not listed in your profile…


Yer pal,
Satan

*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:
Six months, three weeks, one day, 15 hours, 0 minutes and 20 seconds.
8225 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,028.13.
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 13 hours, 25 minutes.

David B used me as a cite!*

Alphagene is a great moderator. To put up with pit threads on a daily basis… A better man than me.

If I were to ask him to dinner, I’d do it somewhere else though, he doesn’t seem to have much patience in that… :wink:

(BTW Poly, there is a precedence for moving a thread outta the pit to MPSIMS, I pray that isn’t the case here…)

Umm, are you all going to actually be in town?

Hmmm… :smiley:

Alphagene is a fair and usually even-handed moderator, a nice change of pace from that adulation cultivator John Corrado.

:wink:

I agree putting up with people in the pit and keeping his cool has to say alot about the character of this dude named Alphagene.

Also I think poly is on to something about anti ranting on people instead of ranting on them. Here is idea for a new forum how about one where you compliment another posted instead of flaming them. And you could call it the “Loft”.

{pssssssst…Satan! No, I just copied out the message from SmoothOperator that got Alpha so riled. But the next time you’re up here for a football game or something we’ll all get together and throw a feed into ya.}

I think it would be well worth my time and effort to follow Alphagene around the boards and put “Great Post Alpha! I totally agree!” after everything he writes. Either that, or change my sig to something along the lines of “Whatever Alphagene says is A-OK with me!”.

“Riled”? “Bugged to no end”? Pssht. I sent a lovely email to SmoothOperator, explaining that I wasn’t, in fact, riled.

We mock what we do not understand.

Oh that thread. The one where rude obnoxious holier-than-thou Lady Bird Johnson wannabes are giving me courtesy lessons. I personally think I did an excellent job of pointing out the hypocrisies of that rabid flock of Woodsy the Owls.

I did learn my lesson though. Thanks to that thread I now know that littering is WRONG. Yup. In fact, I’m off to buy an Altoids tin right now. No really. snicker

Oh and this thread? It’s cute. It’s been done before. But it’s still cute.

Buncha suckups :wink:

Great post Alphagene! I agree completely!

You don’t have to do that, Alphagene. You can have mine. I found out that smoking is bad, m’kay. So I don’t need my portable ashtray anymore. :rolleyes:

Well, I would have led everyone in a rousing cheer of “Alpha, Alpha, he’s our man,” but unfortunately, the costume shop was out of cheerleader getups.

On second thought, not forcing you to see me in a cheerleading outfit may actually be the best gift I could have given you, Alpha.