Alphagene, I love you almost as much as I love John Corrado.
Alphagene is funny in a way that no one else is funny. It’s pretty cool.
Allow me to witness- Alpahagene does the Lord’s work in a way that doth maketh Him proud. I would be proud to have him over to break bread.
I don’t understand. This has to be the stupidest piece of tripe I have ever seen posted. If it made just a little more sense, it might fit into the penile-lengthening thread (which, mod knows could use some lengthening). Instead, I now find myself wondering whether the great Phade-out was really an elaborate hoax to disguise the alphagenus.
Of course, I completely agree with it since it was posted by alphagene.