Alright Cecil and Ed... I've lined your pockets... again.

YUP! In addition to alllllll the books I’ve purchased. YES purchased (new even!) I have gone ahead and slipped you another $13.60 for a coffee mug. I’ve tried beg one out of you and you ignored me. Me. A loyal fan and Doper galore. I was a fan BEFORE your internet site alright, but I figure hey, somebodys got to pay your bills and keep those colums pumping out. So I say… YOUR WELCOME! Oh, and don’t get carried away with that credit card number either alright… and for Gods sake keep it out of the hands of Slug… I just don’t trust that guy, creeps me out.

Anyone else buy one of these mugs? They don’t leak do they?

Expecting a “thank you”? I’m surprised Crunchy Frog didn’t think of this one…

You’d think that Cecil would at least give me… ME, his evil twin!.. one of those mugs, but NOOOOOO… “You’re too evil” he says. “You stole my girlfriend” he says. “You smell like armpits” he says. Feh!

$13.60??!!??

For a coffee mug?

Is it autographed by Cecil in his own blood?

Did he drink out of it once?

Does it come with a one year supply of coffee?

Maybe I’m just spoiled by living in a semi-small town with normal, everyday prices on things like cups and mugs. The most I have ever paid for a coffee mug is about $8-9 and that was at Disneyworld!!

Maybe I’m just out of the coffee mug-buying loop…