Alternative to "Bitch, bitch, bitch..."

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I’ve notice if someone is complaining a lot of times another person will say, “yeah right, bitch, bitch, bitch, you’re always complaining about something.”

And to me this seems to come across as quite an accurate description. But since the term “bitch” is profane, at least to some, is there another phrase that would convey the meaning?

I though to saying “Yeah right, gripe moan and complain” but it doesn’t seem to have the same effectiveness or accuracy of “bitch, bitch, bitch.” Maybe that phrase is just funnier?

Any ideas

thanks

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Back before most people used the word “bitch,” it was “Complain, complain, complain.” I admit it’s not as pithy as “bitch.”

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I use “gripe, gripe, gripe” or “whine whine whine”, but yeah, they’re not quite the same.

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Location, location, location.

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I prefer “waah waah waah” delivered in a whiney-baby nasal tone. Subtle, but to the point.

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Grumble, grumble, grumble.

Whine, whine, whine.

Do you ever shut up?

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“Should I call the waaaaamublance?”

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I think the problem is the sound of the word bitch sorta kinda captures the sound/feel of the person complaining. Its not the just definitional conotations.

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Something I picked up from the interwebs: “Baaaaaaaw!”

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“Meow, meow, meow”

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Kvetch, kvetch, kvetch.

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Blargle, blargle, blargle.

I love when I see this about bitchy customers.

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piss and moan

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Do the “waa WAA waa wa WA” teacher voice from Charlie Brown cartoons.

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crab crab crab

nag nag nag

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That’s pretty funny. Not the sme as bitch, bitch, bitch, but still pretty darn funny

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Thanks! We started it (or at least unconsciously stole it from somewhere) when working First Aid. Not too many people need an ambulance, but LOTS need a waaaaaambulance! :smiley:

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For my friends who play WoW: “QQ moar, noob.” Or just QQ.

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I usually make Cartman sounds while doing the “talks too much” symbol with my hand, bringing the fingers to meet the thumb.

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Likely the latter: Waaaambulance has been around forever.

That second link is very NSFW.