Always look on the bright side of life…

I’ve been in a >little< funk lately due to a couple of personal issues popping up that have been doing a job on me (mentally) thus impeding the enjoyment of life.

I started thinking about Brian’s song (Life of Brian/Monty Python) about the bright side of life. [Okay, it made me smile–but just a little!] Anyway, while nothing particularly spectacular has happened this morning to make me feel better about coping with life’s little mishaps, nothing too traumatic happened either (yet). So, I thought maybe everyone else who might be having a rough go of things lately might need a dose of concentrating on some of the mishaps that DIDN’T happen today.

I’ll start with my own short list. Feel free to add to it if you’re so inclined.

I wasn’t nailed to a cross or burned at the stake!
I haven’t received a “Fatal System Error” today.
I didn’t poke myself in the eye with a straw, a spoon or a pair of tweezers.
I didn’t drop my bread butter-side down. (Nor did I hop on pop. :))
I didn’t get my arm caught in a wheat thresher.
I don’t have water suck in either of my ears (making that oh-so-annoying slooshy noise).
I didn’t see any little animals squished on the side of the road on the way to work.
I didn’t lose the winning lottery ticket (or lose a dollar playing the lottery), nor did I lose a bundle in the stock market.
I haven’t caught my hair in a revolving door.
I didn’t smash a fly with my bare hands and get fly guts all over them.
None of my cats puked on my pillow while I slept.
Neither of my socks have a hole in them.
There’s no nail stuck in my shoe.
I haven’t done anything that requires a tetanus or penacillin shot.
My cereal didn’t get all soggy.
I didn’t drop my wedding ring down a sink drain.
I didn’t get my toe caught in the bathtub faucet.
I didn’t lose a filling, break a nail or stub anything on the leg of something else.
I didn’t trip over nothing or my own hem and end up looking foolish to friends/co-workers.
My thread didn’t plummet to the bottom of the list. (Make it so?)

That’s a good start I think. Anyone? Anyone?
Cheers,
Peta T.

I got my wife to work and drove back without any mishaps.

That homeless bum dancing in the middle of Capitol and West streets didn’t get turned into roadkill by the big truck going up the street or by myself.

My kids slept in.

I have enough cold coke to last.

I found my cell phone.

My computer works.

I haven’t killed my roommate yet.
I get to go have a free lunch at the Cheesecake Factory in a half hour.
I just found out Rush is putting out a new album. :slight_smile:
I made up with two dear friends.
I may be having dinner this weekend with two more. (Peta? Phil?)
I get to FINALLY meet ChiefScott and Melin in a week.

My bestfriend from childhood showed up on my doorstep for coffee at 6 this morning. Man that was awesome!!

My boyo is back with me safe and sound.

I have a new job I start on Monday and I’m really excited about it.

I’m heading out for breaky soon with a friend.

My rude neighbours who work on their vehicles all night long didn’t last night so I actually got some decent sleep.

Ahhh Yes, its a glorious day so far!!

Every day before I go to sleep I think of three
good things that happened. Not jumping-up-and-down
happy dance things, just good things. If you can’t
find three good things in one day, you are not
trying.

Yesterday’s list:
My supervisor, who is planning a friend’s wedding,
was gone most of the day.

I got a CD and a video from ebay bids in the mail.

The nice electric company stopped by, and we had
a good chat.

If you do this every day for a year, you have over
1,000 good things!

Quick and easy way: call your cell phone with your cordless land line while running madly around the house attempting to find the ring.

As for me: they had Banana and French Vanilla frozen yogurt in the cafeteria on Tuesday. It might still be there…

Sean got voted off Survivor last night. He was a moron. I am pleased.

I get to see my favorite band this weekend, in a show for which they’ve been preparing for the last three weeks. Should kick ass.

I get to learn the Long Island Railroad this weekend. Alone. At midnight. I can’t wait.

Did I mention the banana frozen yogert?

Would have worked, had the phone been on. I always turn it off, I just can’t always find it. :slight_smile:

Oh yeah…

I haven’t killed anyone yet. There are a few people who should thank God for their lives, however. :smiley:

I’m not having a good month either, so here goes.
My sister is coming to stay for a whole week.
I didn’t scald myself making tea this morning.
My hair doesn’t look like a bird’s nest for once.
I was in a good mood when I woke up.
One one is screaming right now.

Thanks, Peta, this was a good idea :slight_smile:

Now If I could get the munchkins to sleep in I’d be all set.

It’s Pollyanna, that’s what it is! Pollyanna always played “the glad game.” Whenever something bad happened, she would find something in it to be glad about. When she was taken in by her mean old aunt, she said, “well, at least she’s not twins!”

Me, I hate my job, but I tell myself, “at least I’m not working in a factory making little straw hats for horses!”

—“The Glad Girl”

Hmmmm…
So far, no one has screamed about their computer being screwed up.

I think I figured out my network printing issues.

My husband wasn’t late for work.

My pets are all healthy, as is my husband.

My back isn’t killing me.

I get out of work in 1 hour and 15 minutes!

I’m going to a waterpark next week with my hubby.

Life is grand!
(AND I’m having a good hair day!

Zette