I seem to recall hearing that it is Jewish tradition to consider someone a Jew if their mother is Jewish. Is this true?
If so, then I may need to change my name to RabbiTim. It turns out my maternal great-great grandmother (on the mother’s side all the way) was Jewish.
I thought I was a full blooded Italian until a couple weeks ago, so I know little of the Jewish heritage.
Is 30 too late to have a Bar Mitzva?
And I don’t need a bris, before anyone asks…
I hope you don’t plan on going anywhere after sunset tonight!
Uh oh, are we in the middle of some kind of holiday? Could I have taken the day off from work?
Woohoo! I didn’t even think of all the new holidays!!! YEAH BABY!!!
According to Jewish law (we’re talking Orthodox here) if a person’s mother is Jewish, then he / she is Jewish.
A Jewish boy becomes a bar mitzvah (literally 'son of the commandments) at age 13, whether or not there is a ceremony - so if you are Jewish you are already a bar mitzvah (sorry, no party). Jewish girls become bat mitzvah (daughter of the commandments) at age 12.
And, I hate to break this to you, but a bris is not just a circumcision - it has to be done according to Jewish law. So, unless your circumcision was performed by someone knowledgable in Jewish law, you will need to have a procedure performed in order to have a ‘kosher bris.’ Men who convert to Judaism as adults have to have a drop of blood drawn as part of the ceremony, even if they’ve already been circumcised.
Good luck.
I believe the Jewish sabbath starts at sunset on Friday nights. Travel is prohibited on the sabbath.
My entire knowledge of this custom comes from the movie “The Frisco Kid”, so I could be wrong.
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Actually, work is what’s prohibited during the Sabbath. Travel, as long as it’s under your own power, is fine. But driving a car, riding a bike, or saddling up and riding the donkey, all constitute work.
Find the thread that talked about Kosher pickles for some excellent discourse in some of the food laws.
There’s also at least one other thread on the rules as regards being Jewish.
I’m too lazy to hunt them down right this second, but a little search engine work (before the sabbath, of course) will do you good. 
Umm, drawn from where exactly?
From the same organ that would be circumcised, if it weren’t already. What did you think?
I actually know two men who converted to Judaism as adults, but being the modest person that I am I haven’t asked them about it.
That would have been my guess, but I was hoping I was wrong.
Not that I’m going to convert or anything, I just feel for the guys who go through it.
Yup. According to Torah law, if your maternal line is Jewish, then so are you.
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Well what happens when the guy has been a Catholic for twenty years. Do Jews still consider him Jewish?
Legendary funnyman Henny Youngman did not get his Bar Mitzvah when he was 13–don’t know the reason.
I read that when he was in his 70s, that he was finally going to get one, but I don’t know that he actually did.
you could waive the whole blood thing if you fill out the right forms; you’re going to have to get your nose lengthened though. It serves pretty much the same purpose as wearing a uniform in the military but we save money on dry cleaning
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I’m off for the weekend soon, myself, but before I go, can someone answer this question?
That seems backwards to me, and I’ve wondered about it before. I can slog up a mountain by foot, panting and sweating, and that’s okay, but if I drive to the top it counts as work? I don’t mean to be flippant - well, at least, no more flippant than I am about everything else - but I’m curious how this thinking originated. Who decided that riding a car (or an animal for that matter) was work, and why?
I know a guy who converted to Judaism before he got married. At the tender age of 32 he had a briss.
I do know that Maya royalty had to let blood in ritual ceremonies, you know to appease the gods. The kings had to use an obsidan blade and get blood from the penis. Apparently they knew where to cut in order to minimize excessive bleeding, and heal quickly and without infection.
This arises from the mistaken impression that one must have a ceremony in order to “be” or “become” bar mitzvah. Nothing could be further from the truth.
As batgirl correctly pointed out, a boy is bar mitzvah the day he turns thirteen. He is subject to the commendments from that day forth. No ceremony is needed, no rabbi’s pronouncement makes it so.
It’s not unusual for men whose families were either not observant, or too poor to afford a “proper” Bar Mitzvah party to believe they they someone weren’t Bar Mitzvah’ed. Sometimes they learn the requisite Hebrew to read the Scroll and have a party at forty, or fifty (or seventy!). There’s nothing wrong with having a party, or learning to read the Scroll… but it doesn’t change to man’s status as a Jew. If he wanted to “re-dedicate” himself to Judaism, it would make more sense to have himself re-circumcised.
If a person, born a Jew, is baptized and raised in a Christian faith, there is some disagreement as to whether or not he is still a Jew.
I don’t know how a case like this would be interpreted, quite frankly, when the individual was ignorant of his heritage until the time he’s thirty.
I’m pretty sure that reading from the Torah is an important part of the Bar Mitzvah ritual. And it is a ritual, not something on a timer.
adam yax, the Mayans not only cut it, they dragged a string with thorns through it. Did the same with the tongue. The blood was put on some paper and the paper burned as a sacrifice. I wonder if this ceremony occured after the king begot an heir.